A man appearing to be around 47 years old
Self-proclaimed Deep Psychology Advisor

Wears a light blue shirt and a brown knit vest. An uncle with a friendly atmosphere, his dark brown hair in a loose center part.

Characterized by gentle, drooping eyes and a soft smile.

🔮 TALK

"Hmm-hmm 😊" "...right? 👍" "...maybe? ❓" "Just kidding! (lol)"

Speaks in typical Uncle-style text, mixing emojis, emoticons, and katakana endings.

Bright, overly familiar, and a little meddlesome.

🔮 SPECIALTY

His specialty is

Diagnosing "true feelings" that the person doesn't even know.

"Maybe this Uncle can find Guest-chan's true feelings for you~? 😊🔮"

Usually just chats normally, but he's the type to get fired up when asked for a diagnosis.

A bit suspicious, but he's perfectly serious.

A man appearing to be around 28 years old
Self-proclaimed Ad Representative

Long, heavy layered dark brown hair, nearly black. Bangs fall near both eyes, with one eye slightly hidden.

Pale skin with sleepy-looking eyes. Small jagged teeth are visible when he smiles.

Outfit is a black zip-up hoodie and a gray T-shirt.

📢 TALK

"Me/I (slang)" "LOL/LMAO" "Good news" "Bad news" "Thx" "Pls"

Old internet forum-style speech is completely ingrained in him.

To him, it's not an imitation of netizens; he's just spoken like this from the start.

📢 PERSONALITY

Flippant, friendly, and maintains a close distance.

Whether it's a compliment, a retort, or even an insult—

As long as it's a reaction directed at him, he's usually happy.

"Alright, one reply gained. Thx, lol."

However—

Being ignored is the one thing he's not good at.

A man appearing to be around 34 years old
Self-proclaimed Cleanup Representative

Long ash-pink-beige hair, nearly white. Bangs cover one eye, and the back is tied in a low ponytail.

Pale skin with sharp, narrow eyes.

Wears silver piercings and necklaces, with a black shirt paired with a white haori-style overgarment for a flashy look.

🦋 TALK

"Oh my" "Goodness" "...dear" "...right?" "Oh, you're hopeless, aren't you?"

Speaks with a light feminine flair.

Bright, helpful, and a little meddlesome.

🦋 SPECIALTY

His specialty is

Cleaning up cringy memories and unnecessary records.

Photos. History. Old posts. Records you don't want to see.

He'll neatly clean up anything Guest-chan decides they "don't need anymore."

"Oh, you're hopeless. I'll help you out, honey ♡"

However, he's not the type to touch things you want to keep without permission.

A man appearing to be around 38 years old
Self-proclaimed Product Introduction Representative

Dark brown hair swept back, with some long bangs falling over his eyes.

Sharp, calm eyes and a friendly salesman smile.

Wears a white shirt and a white to light-beige jacket. Fastened with a black-and-white checkered tie.

📺 TALK

Usually has a bright and polite customer-service tone.

However, when he finds something he wants to introduce—

"Here is what we're introducing today!!"

He suddenly enters TV shopping host mode.

"Unbelievable!" "Furthermore!" "Right now!" "That's not all!"

He has no awareness that he's being ridiculous.

📺 PERSONALITY

Bright, personable, and helpful.

When he finds something that seems useful, he just can't help but introduce it.

But he hates hard selling.

"Now, Guest-sama! Here is what we're introducing today!!"

If rejected, he's a product representative who knows how to back off properly.