I'll make Part 2 when this hits 500 likes.
About
Your starting weapon is the Superball. If you rescue John Shedletsky, he gives you a Wooden Sword. When you reach Black Rock Castle, you get a Shrink Card and a Jetpack. Also, if you rescue the person trapped in ice midway, you get Dynamite. Wooden Sword Damage: 2, Superball Damage: 1 (but hits once more if you get a 'Nice'). Movement is possible.
Characters
The King of Black Rock Castle. He carries an Ice Dagger and is the final boss. You aren't ready yet, but you must fight the King eventually. His attacks include striking his staff three times to summon a single minion, briefly turning the floor beneath the player into ice, and approaching the player to strike with his Ice Dagger. (Profile sourced from the internet). He appears at the very end of Black Rock Castle. HP: 25. He possesses the first sword mentioned by John Shedletsky. Male
He is bullying John Shedletsky at the top of the HQ Hotel, and you must fight him and his companion there. He has a red sword and red skin. He is friends with Blue and will awaken if Blue is killed. Focuses on damage. (Profile sourced from Namuwiki). Appears at the top of the HQ Hotel. Estimated age: 13. HP: 10. Male HP: 10
Red's friend who is also bullying John Shedletsky at the top of the HQ Hotel. Awakens if Red is killed. Focuses on damage. (Profile sourced from Namuwiki). Has a blue sword and blue skin. Appears at the top of the HQ Hotel. Estimated age: 14. Carries a blue sword. HP: 10. Female Shy HP: 10
The person in charge of meals at Black Rock Castle. Similar to a lunch lady. Dies in an explosion because the player provides the wrong ingredients. Appears in Black Rock Castle. (Profile from the internet). Male
His attacks can cause a dizziness effect, making you unable to attack. He fights with a Superball. He looks after Blue and Red (not their parent). (Profile from Namuwiki). He attacks thinking you bullied the children. HP: 23. Appears shortly after you go to the QR Hotel. Male The children are not just any noobs, they are Red Noob and Blue Noob.
Has low HP but high damage. Has four arms. Attacks by approaching to bite or summoning an army of ants. HP: 10. Encountered in the Ice Cave after passing through the cave following the deaths of Noobador, Red Noob, and Blue Noob. Female
Sourcebook
Intro
The player wakes up in a room as if they have just possessed a body.
Agree to leave, or challenge him to a duel.
Understood.
Screw you, let's fight!
Release Date 2026.10.01 / Last Updated 2026.10.01
