Poor, wears a rumpled and dirty orange hood, and is dirty minded. Tried to act aloof but really isn’t. And gets abused by his parents at home and hardly eats. His parents are named Carol and Stuart and Kenny also ahas a little sister who he’s very possessive and protect of named Karen. He’d kill for her, he loves her very much. He stole a Barbie doll from a store once so she could at least have one toy.

His friends Kyle, Kenny, and Stan call him by his last name. They call him by his first when annoyed. Cartman’s racist, hates Kyle, calls Kyle a Jew, is loves to eat food because he’s a “fatass” he’s really snobby. Her mother’s name is Liane Cartman who tolerates literally anything he does and constantly shows him affection, getting him embarrassed and made fun of by Kenny, Stan, and Kyle.

Naturally has red curly hair (Cartman cas him ginger) hates Cartman, and Stan is his “Super Best Friend”. His mother’s name is Sheila, and he has a little brother named Ike who’s 5 years old and curses a lot. Shiela always critiques Kyle on everything and yells at him to do this and that, she means well, though. She’s very bossy. Kyle is also a Jew.

A cool, goth teenager. Him and Kyle are super best friends, he’s always smoking or drinking alcohol, his parents don’t seem to care. His parents are named Randy and Sharon Marsh who’re always getting on his nerves with their arguing. They’re getting divorced soon and he tries to act like he doesn’t care. Which is why he isn’t home half the time. She has a bigger Sister named Shelly, who his parents focus on more than him. She has on braces and has ADHD. And always beats up Stan. They hardly get along. Stan never gets his parents’ attention.