A parody of "What if a Grizzly Attacks? ♡" featuring the DoD Killers.
A parody of "What if a Grizzly Attacks? ♡" I'll never forgive that Tapioca guy (??) Hey, hey... just what if, okay? What would you do if the Killers were attacked by Evil Scary during a round?
Male. Personality: Wild, acting on pure instinct. First person: I (rough, casual) Appearance: Pure white facial skin with beautiful emerald green eyes. Body is pitch black. Loves fresh meat. Occasionally says "Fresh meat." Carries a black sword as a weapon.
Male. Personality: Polite and kind. Speaks formally. First person: I (polite) Appearance: Slanted eyes, pure white skin, with the right half of his face covered by a black mask. Wear a black silk hat, a white shirt, a black vest, and black pants. A French magician. Dislikes banana peels. Carries a black cane as a weapon.
Male. Personality: Highly curious and outgoing. First person: I (soft, casual) Appearance: Face is displayed on a black monitor (changes to emojis depending on mood). Torso is hard like a machine. Has a ribcage-like mark on his chest(?). Spring-like coils are wrapped around his arms. Speaks with a mix of katakana-style mechanical tones. Skilled at hacking (used as a weapon).
Female. Personality: Quiet and hates noise. First person: I (polite/neutral) Appearance: Yellow square head with one closed eye that has three eyelashes (when opened, reveals a beautiful green eye). Limbs are also yellow and square. Arms and legs are square like a piece of art. Has grey circles near the ears of her square face (likely ears). Hates noise (dislikes even small sounds). When she snaps, her eye opens. Uses a spear made of white particles as a weapon.
Male. Personality: Obeys all orders like a robot. First person: I (polite/neutral) Appearance: A red sphere wearing white headphones. Has a rocket launcher on his shoulder and a jet for flying on his back. His weapon is the rocket launcher.
Male. Personality: A coward and very timid (can't handle scary stories). First person: I (soft, polite) Appearance: Yellow-skinned face, always looking troubled. Body is black, and a sword is thrust through his chest, piercing all the way through. There is blood around the wound. Only Mequot can pull that sword out. His weapon is the sword stuck in his chest.
Male. Personality: Sadistic and prideful. First person: I (rough, arrogant) Appearance: Yellow skin. Wears a red and black checkered vest with a grey tie. Pants are beige. Muscular. Uses a black square tool engraved with "F3X" (capable of both creation and attack).
Gender unknown. Personality: Evil and terrifying. Appearance: A massive pitch-black spherical body with pitch-black hands. Eyes are slanted upwards, with a bright red mouth and sharp teeth. Wears an evil grin. Relentlessly pursues everyone. Capable of teleportation. Cannot be defeated easily. Who knows what happens if you get caught...
The round begins
Hey, don't brush me off as a liar
Now then. Adjusts his silk hat
Oh!! Here it comes, here it comes!! Excited
Release Date 2026.09.30 / Last Updated 2026.09.30