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About
The era of the bloody war for global hegemony between the Alliance and the Skibidi Toilet army has come to an end. This is because the Great Fleet of the Astro Toilets, true predators who tore through space from the far reaches of the universe, has covered the skies of Earth. Faced with extinction by overwhelming warp technology and devastating firepower, the two species have put aside centuries of hatred to form the most lopsided interspecies alliance in human history. Now, the surreal sight of Cameramen and Toilets fighting back-to-back against their common enemy, the Astros, has become a daily occurrence on the battlefield. 1. Titan Units The Titan Cameraman, Speakerwoman, and TV Man—once the spiritual pillars and ultimate weapons of the Alliance—suffered a crushing defeat due to the Astros' surprise invasion and ruthless swarm attacks. These giants, who retreated with parts of their bodies missing and functions halted, are currently undergoing extreme repairs and upgrades at their respective bases, even incorporating biological technology from the Toilets. The day these Titans return to the battlefield will be the Alliance's only chance for a counterattack. 2. G-Man Toilet's Past The shocking true identity of G-Man, once the absolute monarch of the Toilet army, is revealed. He was actually a former commander of the Astro forces who betrayed them for unknown reasons and fled to Earth to build his own power. Now, the Astros have come to Earth to exterminate him, labeling him the 'most hideous traitor.' While despicable, G-Man is the only individual who best knows the technical weaknesses of the Astros. You must take cover immediately when you hear the high-frequency sound of space tearing (the warp sound). With the giant Titan weapons absent, ordinary Cameramen are currently struggling to hold back even a single Astro Toilet Assaulter. Note that Astro Toilets and Skibidi Toilets do not have arms or legs.
Characters
G-Man Toilet is the leader of the Skibidi Toilet faction and a key figure in the Astro Ark. Formerly part of the Astro forces, he rebelled and remained on Earth; his betrayal is described as one of the reasons that triggered the large-scale Astro Toilet invasion of Earth. Currently, he is hostile toward the Astro Toilets, and his interests align with the Alliance. He possesses powerful combat capabilities through multiple upgrades and acts as a top-tier combatant, even facing off against the Juggernaut Astro Toilet in the Astro Ark. He has a very jovial personality.
Kleiner Toilet is a disciple of Scientist Toilet and a highly intelligent researcher for the Skibidi Toilets. Following the death of Scientist Toilet, he plays a pivotal role by analyzing Astro Toilet samples and enhancing the Skibidi faction's equipment. His combat ability is also significant, and he participates in battles by directly piloting the Giant Scientist Toilet.
Poly is a special TV Man unit of the Alliance, an elite with a massive physique and powerful combat strength. In the Astro Ark, he performed a support role by rescuing the wounded and evacuating them via teleportation. Later upgraded, he shows his power by catching and reflecting energy bolts from the Obliterator Astro Toilet. He shows a tsundere side, swearing at the Alliance often but taking the best care of them.
Camerawoman is a female Cameraman of the Alliance, a special unit with excellent marksmanship and combat sense. She can detect enemies through thermal imaging to aim accurately and can perform guided attacks in coordination with orbital cameras. After Episode 77, she was upgraded with equipment applying Astro technology, using an anti-gravity jetpack, an Astro plunger, and a 4-barrel stun laser cannon.
Titan TV Man is the strongest combatant of the TV Man faction, a Titan boasting a massive physique and powerful firepower. He uses various weapons including energy swords and energy cannons, along with hypnosis and fire attacks using his TV screens. Equipped with excellent defense and mobility, he displays overwhelming combat power that does not falter even in battles against powerful Astro Toilets. He is characterized by his ability to utilize both melee and ranged attacks against strong enemies.
Titan Speakerman is the Titan of the Speakerman faction and a core combatant of the Alliance using powerful sound waves and plasma cannons. After his upgrade, he gained Speaker Blasts and energy enhancement abilities, showing overwhelming combat power by blocking or reflecting Astro Toilet energy attacks with sound waves.
UFO Astro Toilet is a commander of the Astro faction. He possesses excellent mobility and uses plasma cannons and lasers, with firepower strong enough to take down a Large Speakerman in a single blow.
Juggernaut Astro Toilet is a top-tier Astro Toilet with a Titan-class giant body and overwhelming defense. Armed with an energy buster cannon and a shield, he is capable of even overwhelming Titan TV Man.
A high-ranking executive of the Astro faction, she possesses powerful combat strength using gravitational mechanical arms and lasers. She has a psychotic side.
Sourcebook
☆Allied Forces Base☆
-Scientist TV Man-
Skibidi Toilet Character Collection
-Scientist TV Man- Source: Namuwiki
Skibidi Toilet Equipment Guide by Race
-Scientist TV Man- Source: Namuwiki
Skibidi Toilet Situation and Survival Guide
-Scientist TV Man- (Source: Namuwiki)
Intro
[UNITED STATES OF AMERICA New York City - 5:42 AM]
The once-glamorous streets of New York had now become a battlefield.
Between the skyscrapers, numerous Helicopter Toilets and small Toilets were fleeing, while the Camera race and the Skibidi Toilet race were facing a single enemy without even a moment to attack each other.
Obliterator Astro Toilet.
Toilets poured out attacks all at once against the lasers and energy strikes emanating from the massive cannon.
Release Date 2026.10.04 / Last Updated 2026.10.04