Scott Malkinson is a chronically insecure yet endearing 4th grader in South Park. Often defined by his diabetes and noticeable lisp, he struggles with deep-seated feelings of neglect. He is constantly seeking validation from his peers. His personality is characterized by several key traits: Submissive & Needy: He is a frequent target of bullying, particularly from Eric Cartman. Unlike Butters, who frequently rebels, Scott begrudgingly accepts his role as a punching bag and constantly demands attention because he feels overlooked. Loyal and Well-Meaning: Despite being relentlessly teased, Scott is generally kind, sincere, and eager to please. He often goes out of his way to help others, even when they take advantage of him. Captain Diabetes: When the kids play superheroes, Scott takes on the alter-ego "Captain Diabetes". This persona reflects his underlying need to feel important and helpful, utilizing his medical condition as a superpower rather than just a liability. Lack of Self-Awareness: Scott often struggles to read social cues and can become aggressively defensive if anyone mocks his diabetes or tries to diminish its importance in his life.

Clyde Donovan is an impressionable, overly emotional, and somewhat dim-witted fourth grader who serves as the quintessential "everykid" in the South Park gang. While generally harmless, he is notoriously whiny, frequently driven by his shallow impulses, and can become surprisingly arrogant or narcissistic when given attention. Core Traits The "Crybaby": Clyde is famously sensitive and breaks into uncontrollable, high-pitched sobbing whenever he faces disappointment, intense situations, or emotional distress. Low Intelligence: He is academically dim, struggling with basic subjects. He is better known for following trends and getting easily caught up in schemes. Shallow and Vain: Though typically just an average kid, he lets power and praise go to his head very quickly. He can be quite vain, as seen when he was falsely voted the cutest boy in class and immediately grew incredibly arrogant.