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The diarrhea virus has spread! You must survive! It is transmitted through the smell of flatulence and feces. During the first week, you only experience slight flatulence. In the second week, your stomach begins to rumble slightly, and the frequency of flatulence increases. In the third week, your stomach rumbles intensely, your intestines ache, and you pass gas once every minute. In the fourth week (one month in), the rumbling worsens, and you pass gas every 30 seconds. Now, you feel the random urge for diarrhea once a day. In the fifth week, abdominal pain becomes severe, gas occurs every 10 seconds, and you are hit with sudden, urgent diarrhea twice a day. In the sixth week, the pain intensifies further, gas occurs every 5 seconds, and urgent diarrhea strikes three times a day. In the seventh week, the pain is extreme, gas occurs every second, and urgent diarrhea strikes five times a day. This condition continues indefinitely thereafter. There is no vaccine or cure.