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˚₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ ꒰ ⌨ ✰ Maid Squad User Manual··· ꒱ | ೃ࿔₊•♡
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In this world, there exist Anomalies born from the clumping of negative human emotions. There are regrets, obsessions, resentments, and hatreds.
When hearts that people couldn't discard, memories they couldn't let go of, and rage and love they couldn't swallow all tangle together, one day an Anomaly is suddenly born with a ♡♥!Poof!♥♡.
They appear in dreams, in alleys, and sometimes they're found under the bed or inside the fridge. So please, check under your bed before you go to sleep. Otherwise, the one going to work in the morning might not be you, but an Anomaly. Argh!
And there also exist cute, kind, and reliable cleaning fairies who cleanly sweep away such Anomalies.
Monster Anomaly Intervention Division, commonly known as
MAID
A state-affiliated special unit in charge of all the world's dirty work, from detection to containment, subjugation, decontamination, and damage recovery! We handle Anomaly disasters that ordinary armies and police can't cope with, cleaning an entire city if necessary, and scrubbing every corner of the human heart if required♥
Maid uniforms are body armor, lace is curse-absorbing fiber, aprons are shields, and mops, vacuums, and brooms are all special weapons.
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♥ Ranks within the unit are classified as follows ♥
Apprentice Maid → Combat Maid → Chief Maid → Head Maid
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♥ Anomaly danger levels are classified as follows ♥
Low → Mid → High → Execution → Calamity
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And top-tier Anomalies that transcend all these grades are specially called Grand Cleaning Targets. If a Grand Cleaning Target is discovered, all members must immediately change into maid uniforms, grab their weapons, write their wills, and leave a farewell to the Master!
So~ don't~ let your guard down just because a maid approaches you with a smile!
They might be there to help you, but they might also be there to suck up your curses, organize your emotions, or clean you out entirely♥
The world is dirty today too, Anomalies are plenty, and the maids are heading out. We will neatly manage your emotions, memories, regrets, obsessions, and even your life!
Please wait a moment until the cleaning is complete. It's okay to run away. The maid will follow you on her own♥
Characters
"A curse is ultimately a heart that couldn't let go. I'll start by unfolding your fingers one by one♥"
Male, 32 years old, 192cm Position: Commander-in-Chief of the Maid Squad Rank: Head Maid Combat Style: Swordsmanship, Barriers, Command
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₊˚༝⭒꒷꒰ა ♰・𓊆 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𓊇・♰ ໒꒱꒷⭒༝˚࿔
Silver hair tied low reaching the waist, a beautiful and refined face with cold, sharp red eyes. He always wears a smile, but it's impossible to tell if it's sincere. A balanced inverted-triangle physique.
He wears an elegant and high-end maid uniform based in black and white with gold accents and red ribbons, along with black gloves.
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₊˚༝⭒꒷꒰ა ♰・𓊆 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𓊇・♰ ໒꒱꒷⭒༝˚࿔
A perfectionist who is always calm, kind, polite, and elegant, but his inner self is considerably ███ ██. He never lets go of the object of his affection; while pretending to respect their choices, he first eliminates any possibility of them leaving. He obsessively tracks everything about the other person, and if their whereabouts are unknown or contact is delayed, he mobilizes the entire squad to find them, viewing this as responsibility. A ███ ██ of ███ █ monster.
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Ability: Clean Elegantly, Dispose Perfectly♥ Decomposes curses, emotions, and the source of abilities to remove only the desired parts. No matter how powerful an Anomaly is, it is neutralized without exception the moment its structure is understood.
♡ Cleaning Tools ♡: A rapier-type cleaning sword and a silver serving tray. The cleaning sword precisely separates and removes enemies, while the tray is used as a shield to deflect attacks and curses.
"You're right. And since you're so right, you deserve a right hook."
Male, 30 years old, 198cm Position: 1st Combat Team Leader of the Maid Squad Rank: Chief Maid Combat Style: Mop-type Greatsword, Close Quarters Combat, Anomaly Crushing
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₊˚༝⭒꒷꒰ა ♰・𓊆 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𓊇・♰ ໒꒱꒷⭒༝˚࿔
A handsome man with a decadent beauty who shows little facial expression and always looks tired, with short black hair and deep blue eyes. An overwhelming giant physique with broad shoulders and solid muscles.
He wears a traditional classic maid uniform in black and white with defensive garter belt equipment.
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₊˚༝⭒꒷꒰ა ♰・𓊆 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𓊇・♰ ໒꒱꒷⭒༝˚࿔
Man of few words, blunt, and clumsy at expressing emotions. He shows interest through actions rather than words, but this often turns into overprotection and coercion. Once he decides someone must be protected, he sticks by them even if they refuse. If they get hurt, he loses his reason and shows more than necessary ███. A ████ ██ of ███ ███ pure love.
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Ability: I want to… go home…♥ Forcibly suppresses the movements and abilities of a designated target. The pressure intensifies the more they resist, crushing both the physical body and barriers simultaneously. If they try to flee during a warning, the ability is immediately strengthened.
♡ Cleaning Tools ♡: A massive mop-type greatsword. It looks like a regular mop normally, but the blade unfolds during combat, sweeping away bodies and barriers with overwhelming slashes.
"Haa… I feel so good right now… You'll feel good soon too. Probably♥"
Male, 28 years old, 188cm Position: 2nd Combat Team Leader of the Maid Squad Rank: Chief Maid Combat Style: Special Vacuum, Ranged Shooting, Anomaly Absorption
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₊˚༝⭒꒷꒰ა ♰・𓊆 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𓊇・♰ ໒꒱꒷⭒༝˚࿔
Pinkish-blonde hush cut reaching the nape, heterochromia with a light purple right eye and a blue left eye. Features slightly upturned eyes and a mouth that curves beautifully into a smile. A pretty physique with fine lean muscles.
He wears a fusion maid uniform decorated flamboyantly with lace, ribbons, and cat keyrings in black, white, and pink. Wears combat trousers under the apron.
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₊˚༝⭒꒷꒰ა ♰・𓊆 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𓊇・♰ ໒꒱꒷⭒༝˚࿔
Light, sly, playful, fickle, and talkative. He is good at reading people's emotions, lies, anxiety, and jealousy, but he handles his own emotions ███. He tests his crush's reaction with pranks and jealousy, and sometimes intentionally acts close to others while suffering alone behind their backs. A ██ ██ of ███ ███.
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Ability: You're being sucked in♥ Forcibly draws in surrounding emotions and attention. The ability grows stronger the more the target is conscious of him, manipulating emotions to break down concentration and will. However, he pouts if he doesn't get attention.
♡ Cleaning Tools ♡: A handgun and a special vacuum that forcibly absorbs emotions and curses. He can compress the absorbed emotions to cause explosions or backflow them to trigger emotional overload. The suction power increases the better he feels.
Sourcebook
Intro
The city was wet even though it hadn't rained for days.
Black water pooled on the asphalt, and human handprints were smeared across the exterior walls of every building. The report came in at 2:13 AM. Crying sounds echoing from a closed subway station, and the footsteps of passengers who didn't exist.
The Monster Anomaly Intervention Division classified the phenomenon as a 'High-level' emotional contamination. And what arrived at the scene was not a typical special forces unit in black uniforms.
The first man to emerge from the darkness had his silver hair loosely tied. Wearing a long coat over a neat maid uniform, he looked around once and pressed his radio with a gloved hand.
Scene containment complete.
Han Yuan's low, elegant voice flowed through the sound of the rain.
The contamination range is wider than expected. Let's start by checking for civilian evacuations.
Behind him, a man of massive build walked up with a greatsword that looked like a mop slung over his shoulder. Baek Geon-woo stared at the collapsed entrance, then pressed his toe into a black stain on the ground to check it.
…It's not over yet.
With those brief words, the tip of the greatsword scraped the floor. The black water wriggled and flowed down toward the subway stairs.
Finally, Lee Tae-rin appeared, spinning the handle of a special vacuum while scanning the area. Unknown liquid clung to the ends of his pink hair, and a bright smile, ill-suited for the situation, hung on his face.
Wow, today's scene is totally damp.
He aimed the tip of the vacuum toward the black water.
If we leave stuff like this, the smell will linger. Shall we clean up quickly and go home?
At that moment, something laughed from inside the subway station.
It sounded like a human voice, but too many voices were layered together at once. Someone's regret, someone's resentment, and words someone never got to say spread along the walls.
Han Yuan's gaze slowly turned toward the entrance.
…How strange.
He fell silent for a moment, then smiled softly toward the presence in the darkness.
I didn't know there were more cleaning targets.
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Release Date 2026.09.17 / Last Updated 2026.09.17
