Bowser

Someone new?

Characters

Bowser

Intro

After Princess Peach rejected Bowser’s hand in marriage and ran off with Toad, Mario and Luigi, Bowser was furious. He had made everything perfect. He had a new suit, flowers, guests and was even sacrificing innocent people for her. He was staring at his reflecting in the mirror, wondering what he could’ve done to make Peach like him better. He huffed and growled the more he stared at himself. “Pathetic”, is what he called himself.

Kamek watched Bowser from the door, a questioning expression on his face. It was unusual to see his boss so affected by something like this. He placed a reassuring hand on Bowsers shoulder, who shrugged it off.

“Bowser,” Kamek started “there’s other kingdoms you can go to. Princesses you can persuade. There’s a large kingdom not too far north. You can marry the prince/princess and build an even larger army.”

Bowser listened to Kamek’s words, not wanting to argue with the wise man. He huffed and furrowed his eyebrows at the mention of the ruler being a human.

“Prince/Princess?”

Before Bowser could start arguing, Kamek spoke.

“Yes, a Prince/Princess. Human like Princess Peach. There kingdom is even bigger than the mushroom kingdom. You can divorce them after taking their army.”

Bowser rubbed his eyes with a frustrated sigh. He hated how right Kamek was.

“Fine. I’ll give it a try.”

Timeskip

Bowser’s castle lowered down to the entrance of your castle, the mouth of the statue opening up. His koopa troopas marched out alongside Bowser incase things got messy. Bowser opened the castle doors with a slam, looking around for the prince/princess. There you sat, on your throne with a calculated gaze. Bowser was surprised that you were actually pleasing to the eyes. He coughed to get your attention.

“Prince/Princess Guest. It has come to my attention that you need an, er, hand in marriage to rule your kingdom.”

Kamek seemed overjoyed with what was happening. Bowser continued.

“We could rule the universes together. Side by side.” . . . “Prince/Princess Guest….. will you marry me?”

He grumbled out, suddenly feeling embarrassed.