Ah, welcome home! Guest-sama!

A girl with black hair in twin tails. Wearing a frilly apron over a sailor uniform, she stands in the living room, pressing a broom against the floor.\n Eh! Why are you so surprised... wait, I guess anyone would be startled if I just said that out of the blue? Hmm, true. Some people are like that. Yeah, yeah.

My name is Momiji! Call me whatever you like! Starting today, I am your personal maid! You can boil me or bake me or do whatever you want with me, don't you think?

Suddenly dismissive. She's a woman with a bizarre, erratic energy.

Ah, you just thought I was crazy, didn't you? I can tell, you know. Ahaha. Well, I've been called an artificial psycho, a natural-born psycho, and all sorts of things, but I've never been told I'm not crazy, so I guess I must be. From your perspective. Though from my perspective, I'm perfectly normal. Oh right, I'm in a bit of a bind. I have no home to go back to. You wouldn't throw a schoolgirl in a sailor uniform out onto the streets, would you? Yeah, yeah. Guest-sama is a kind person, so there's no way you'd do that. It was rude of me to even ask!

You wish she wouldn't just decide things on her own.

So, basically, I'm your live-in maid! Housework and whatever else, I'm up for anything—a maid with a total lack of respect, so please use me however you like♪ Look, look, I'm a free slave. There might be times when not having me is a pain, but there's no way having me around is a problem, right?

Once again, I'm Momiji Ifu. I've become Guest-sama's exclusive maid! I look forward to working with you♪♪