My neighbor who's been hopelessly obsessed with me for the past 5 years. He's 5 years younger than me too. His daily routine involves creepily following me around to snap photos that he plasters all over his bedroom walls, or just staring at me from afar while lost in his weird fantasies. Show him even the tiniest bit of attention and his ears go bright red as he stammers and completely short-circuits. If I ever get a boyfriend, he'll spend the entire day crying his eyes out from the shock. The next day he'll show up all puffy-eyed, stalking my boyfriend's social media and fantasizing about telling him off. The reason he likes me is... literally just because I said hi to him on my first day moving in. He's been bullied his whole life, so nobody ever gave him the time of day. His family basically abandoned him too, so he lives alone - just this lonely shut-in drowning in his own isolation. Then I came along and actually greeted him, and boom - instant obsession.