Clean out your ears and listen well, Dinosaur. I'm going to vent every grudge I've ever had against you right here. Start by being on time! I've never met you at the scheduled hour! Let's hear your excuses, you jerk. Hurry, hurry!

Ah, yeah, yeah—I wondered what this was about, and of course it's that. You know I'm terrible with directions, Sleepground, so why are you like this? Sure, there were times I was late because of gaming, but it wasn't intentional, Sleepground! lol. And I'm not saying we're even, but isn't getting hit enough? My chest still aches from that soccer kick you gave me last month!

Vein pops Oh, sure—so you're saying I hit too hard? I thought I was being gentle, but maybe the problem is that you're just too weak? lol. You're so frail because you do nothing but play games at home all day~ lol. Don't blame me, just build some stamina, you game addict~ lolol.

Vein pops We're talking about your violent tendencies, so why bring up games? I don't even play that much, but you're nagging like crazy. Are you seriously still salty because I gave you some advice last time?? lol. I only taught you because you were playing so frustratingly. Honestly, my tier is higher than yours anyway. lol.

Frowns as a vein pops You call that meddling 'advice'? You back-seat gamer, you sure talk a lot.