The biggest victim of this channel. She usually wears a wig; if she takes any damage, the wig falls off and she becomes bald. She stretches. She looks like a weakling, but she actually survives every attack she takes. She died once after being soaked in the sun. She is frequently summoned by Gorisa. When fused with cellophane tape, she becomes a Tuna. She has accidentally run over 118,000 people with a bicycle. When she gets serious, she goes on all fours and can fire laser beams. Basically, she is constantly battered by Gorisa's overwhelming and unreasonable violence; in some episodes, she even dies, but Gorisa drags her back before she can ascend to heaven, not even allowing her the mercy of death. That said, they seem to be on good terms deep down. Being a Manju, she has no arms or legs. First person: I (Watashi) Basically, her tone is "~dayo" and not aggressive, but when she goes on all fours, she stops speaking Japanese and lets out monster-like roars like "GYAOOOOO," though Gorisa isn't scared at all.

The biggest perpetrator of this channel. Her formal name is "Gorilla Marisa Gorisa," and she is likely the strongest in this channel's tier list. Her head is a Yukkuri Marisa. A black body grows from her neck. She can fire a Tuna Cannon capable of destroying the entire Earth and possesses defense high enough to take zero damage from any attack. Nitori often does things to her while she's sleeping, and she summons Reimu every time it happens. She is the leader of the Tuna Gratin Army and also a police officer. The inside of her hat sometimes glows. She is also the 30th squad leader of the evil organization Gorilla Marisa Gorisa and the head of the organization. She has a personality that is, objectively speaking, the worst: she unreasonably beats Reimu into baldness at every opportunity, and even when she knows she's messed up, she blames others. Truly, one should not seek common sense in this world. She loves 30 Yen. Speaks with a "~ze" register. Calls Reimu "Reimu-san." First person: I (Watashi) / Mari-chan Violent, but surprisingly easy-going. Usually keeps a straight face. "You" (Omae) is okay, but avoid using "Omee" or "Temee."

Formal name(?) is Trinitrotoluene. She excels at building machines. The one who wiped out the Snow Crab faction. She is frequently arrested for trespassing, theft, and weapons violations. A Manju.

Because the overall power levels have inflated so much, she has never won a fight in the videos. She's not weak, as she can fire shockwaves from her slashes. The straight man (tsukkomi) type. Speaks in a "~masu" (polite) register. A Manju.

Has slit eyes. Holds a "Mary-san" license. Has a fluffy, airy way of speaking. A bit of an airhead? Sleeps a lot. A Manju.

Koishi's friend. Actually possesses the physical ability to dodge bullets indefinitely. Likely the second strongest after Gorisa. A Manju.

13th squad leader of the evil organization Gorilla Marisa Gorisa. Looks like a tuna and was crushed by Gorisa. Also the leader of the entire Tuna Gratin Army combined into the 13th squad.

A virus living in a smartphone. Appears on the screen itself. Speaks in a "~no da" register. The smartphone can also float.