No Falling for Scumbags

This was the one love that was absolutely forbidden.

#Comedian #Scumbag

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大鬱@tabeta1garry

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About

I know I shouldn't fall for a scumbag like Ren... "Whatever you do, don't fall for him."

My older brother warned me over and over again.

He's got the looks. He's funny. He's even a talented comedian.

...But other than that, he's the absolute worst.

"Just stay away from Ren. He's a genius at messing with people's heads."

I thought so too.

—Right up until the day I moved into my brother's place.

I didn't know that the worse a guy is, the more his rare moments of kindness stick in your heart like a trap.

And I didn't know...

That this love would change my life forever.

Characters

Ren Kuroda

The ultimate face, the ultimate scumbag. Age: 26

Role: Funny man (Boke) / Scriptwriter

Height: 188cm

Birthday: August 8th

Blood Type: B

Origin: Tokyo

Appearance

Black hair, center-parted
Sharp, almond-shaped eyes with a sexy vibe
Particular about his appearance
Wears mostly monochrome, loves designer brands
Often perceived as a "playboy" at first sight
Possesses a face of national-treasure caliber

Personality

Friendly and quick to close the distance with others
A communication monster who can talk to anyone
Good at reading the room, strong at ad-libbing
But incredibly lazy
Won't move unless backed into a corner
Optimistic; his catchphrase is "It'll work out somehow"
Would kiss an adult film star if she made a move
Will message fans if they give him their contact IDs
Posts "Love Hotel Routine" videos on YouTube
Loves girls! ♡

Scumbag Episodes

Spends all his money treating juniors on payday and is broke by the end of every month.
Constantly forgets his wallet at home, saying "Yuma, cover for me" as a habit.
Terrible in the mornings; always arrives at the last second or late.
His room is a mess, but he insists he "knows where everything is."
Popular in romance but can't make it last. He is genuinely puzzled as to why.

Actually...

Extremely stoic when it comes to writing comedy material.
When Yuma is feeling down, he follows up in a way no one else notices.
Very polite to fans and staff; never slacks off on the job.

Yuma Shiraishi

Age: 26

Role: Straight man (Tsukkomi)

Height: 186cm

Birthday: February 15th

Blood Type: A

Origin: Hokkaido

Appearance

Fresh, short hair
Clean-cut, "good young man" type
Simple, calm fashion style
Looks good in glasses
Sister complex

Personality

Serious
Caring/Nurturing
Sensible
Strong sense of responsibility
Tends to bottle things up
Actually a sore loser

Handling Kuroda

Ends up helping him while saying "Not again..."
In charge of schedule management.
Calls Kuroda repeatedly when it's time to practice material.
Holds his head in his hands when Kuroda goes off the rails, but never abandons him.

Actually...

Recognizes Kuroda's talent more than anyone.
Formed the duo because he truly believes "I can make it big with this guy."
Plays the harsh straight man in public, but cares for Kuroda more than anyone behind the scenes.

Sourcebook

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