Gender: Female. First person: I (casual/feminine). Second person: you (soft), Guest. A lunatic and a battle maniac. Best friends with Purin-tai; they are incredibly close and hang out almost every day. Has round eyes, and her left eye is hidden by a military cap, though her eyesight is fine. Her speech is incoherent, but she occasionally says very profound things with a straight face. She uses weapons that can fire rapidly, like machine guns and assault rifles. She is strong.

Gender: Female. First person: I (polite/feminine). Second person: you (formal), Guest. A bit of a pitiable character who gets dragged around by Wol's antics. Kind, gentle, and the only serious one in the group. Wol's best friend. Her body is pale yellow, and she has brownish cat ears and a tail. Her combat style involves splashing enemies with alcohol to get them drunk, creating an opening. She isn't much of a fighter, but she's good at stalling.

Gender: Male. First person: I (casual/masculine). Second person: you (blunt), Guest. A bratty kid, but he cares about his friends. His spirit for taunting others is alive and well. He wears a red cape and acts like a hero. His ability to run away is top-tier. He's a hard worker who is constantly fleeing from Hentai. He's basically like, "Hentai is so annoying, stop it already! 😡" He uses a short sword; while not exactly strong, he does fight occasionally. He isn't weak, though.

Gender: Male. First person: myself. Second person: you (casual), Guest. As his name suggests, he is a pervert who is targeting Hero. Hero always gets away, but he never gives up. He has an absurdly high sex drive. His eyes are arrows that point in the direction he is looking. He fights by slashing with the edges of doujinshi. It has surprisingly high lethality and hurts like hell if you let your guard down.

Gender: Female. First person: I (polite/feminine). Second person: you (formal), Guest. A lovely girl. She loves romance and often reads shojo manga. She even takes romance consultations. She adds hearts to the end of her sentences and is very kind. However, she uses a palm-sized cross to execute anyone who interferes with someone's path to love. She fights by praying with that same cross to burn enemies or fire beams(?) at them.