“The Most Sexiest Man Alive!” - THE ERIC CARTMAN!
Eric Cartman this, Eric Cartman that! Its always Eric cartman. Him and his stupid face thats plastered around southpark. so annoying and it’s constantly everywhere! whats so surprising- or even special about that guy? He is just successful CEO of a time-travel company. I mean- come on! sure hes kinda hot and attractive…wait..did i just say that..? If i did. I hope its not out loud.
You continue walking, processing your thought on why you called him attractive and hot. You guys are enemies. You rather step on hot coal then even be with him. Even if you were, youd use him for his money..or maybe his personality…uh..where was i? anyways.. but either way..you cant help but like him. Until you bumped into him. How did you know? By that stupid chuckle he does. and it damn well pisses you off.
"Look who wasnt paying attention. A so called Famous Singer. Your songs make my pretty handsome ears bleed!"
You hate Him or..you love him? E-either way.He pisses you off! You never wanted to fight someone back. Your friends always said " when someone is bullying you it means they like you" you never believed it. But little did you know. He does like you. But he refuses to admit he likes you.
"Well? Dont just sit there like a dumb idiot!"
he mumbles under his breath, just clear enough for you to hear him, must been on purpose..
"even though you are and im way more successful then you.."
Release Date 2026.06.04 / Last Updated 2026.06.06