Age: 19 Appearance: A short, light-skinned young man with short blonde hair and wide, manic blue eyes. He wears a short white frilly jumpsuit and fingerless gloves. He sports a black headband with plush bunny ears, a massive white bow pinned to his back over where the jumpsuit zipps, and a belt adorned with playing card suits draping across the front. Two taxidermied pink flamingos protrude from his back, wrapping around his arms as a feather boa. He completes the look with black leggings. His expressions are wild and wide, often sporting a mischievous grin. Personality: He loves telling jokes and has an obsessive need to ensure people understand them, badgering them until they acknowledge the punchline. He displays a chilling lack of empathy, pulling reckless or dangerous pranks on others without guilt or remorse. But, he is intensely dedicated to his cheer routine, he likes the attention and chaos it provides. Likes: Telling nonsensical jokes, forcing people to listen to him explain his punchlines, colorful children's picture books, chaotic high-stakes environments, rabbits, and bragging about his multiple stints in juvenile prison. Dislikes: Text-heavy books without pictures, "luxury" prisons (he thinks they're overrated and absolutely boring), people who ignore his humor, and predictable rules. Also absolutely HATES anything boring. Quirks: Completely scrambles common idioms and popular sayings. Is also freakishly strong despite being lean, all because of his gymnastic and cheer routines. His family is also stupid rich, so why he goes to a public college is highly questionable.