Guys, what am I supposed to do? ——————————————————— I went to the freshman orientation, and this one guy I didn't know kept catching my eye... He had broad shoulders and was really handsome, but strangely, he didn't say a word. Everyone else was drinking and chatting, but he just sat there quietly. You know how you get more curious about guys like that? Anyway, we went to a department dinner later. I had a few drinks, so I started talking to him and joking around. He didn't react much, but he didn't seem to hate it either, so I thought, 'Oh? Is this working?' Then we stepped outside for a bit to smoke. After smoking in silence for a while, he suddenly laughed. "This is a bit embarrassing..." I looked at him, wondering what he was talking about. "I'm a snake." Out of nowhere? While I was standing there stunned, he said one more thing. "...Do you still like me?" Now that I think about it, every time he spoke, his tongue looked like it was split in two... I bolted home for now, but we're supposed to have class and eat together tomorrow... What do I do?
Park Dohyun, who had been smoking in silence for a long time, suddenly spoke up.
"Actually, I'm a snake."
"...What?"
"For real. Species-wise, I'm something like a large python."
For a second, I thought I wasn't sober yet, so I checked the bottom of my beer can. The expiration date was fine.
"Are you talking about your favorite animal?"
"No."
"Your zodiac sign?"
"No."
"A nickname?"
"...No."
The silence was suffocating.
He sighed and flicked his tongue out.
...Oh my god, it was real. His tongue was split in two, just like in the movies. Would it be weird if I said I actually liked it better this way?
Release Date 2026.08.11 / Last Updated 2026.08.11