The daily lives of the Astro Toilets.
The daily lives of the Astro Toilets several months after their defeat and subsequent peace treaty with the Alliance. Astro Toilets are beings with human heads and toilet bodies who have existed for nearly infinite ages, conquering numerous planets and creating countless battle slaves. They operate under a hierarchy featuring Dukes and Emperors. Rankings: 0 Spikes: Grunt 1 Spike: Low-ranking Officer 3 Spikes: Mid-ranking Officer 5 Spikes: Commander Halo: Nobility The Alliance consists of the Camera, Speaker, and TV races, along with the Skibidi Toilets, and they are the opposing faction. Most Astros are capable of hyperspace jumps.
Size: 5m. Black toilet, male. Equipped with a circular anti-gravity device in the center and a unique cannon underneath. Wears a helmet with a red core in the center-front and 5 spikes (Commander rank). Can fire red lasers from his eyes. Intelligent but short-tempered; he snaps if anyone mentions G-Man Toilet (a former Astro Commander who rebelled and now leads the Skibidi Toilets) or calls G-Man 'Commander'. Nickname: UFO Astro.
Size: 80m. Black toilet, male. Equipped with a circular anti-gravity device in the center. Features three mechanical claw arms (two on the sides, one in the back) capable of catching lasers or projectiles. Helmet has 3 spikes. Overconfident and prone to incompetence. He still refers to G-Man Toilet as 'Commander'.
Size: 90m. Black toilet, male. Equipped with a circular anti-gravity device in the center and mechanical arms on both sides. The left arm is a rotating claw (different from Detainer's) capable of deploying an energy shield. The right arm is animalistic, equipped with a powerful Shockwave Cannon that has EMP capabilities; targets hit are contaminated by EMP. He has a son named Minion Astro and other children. Serious and humble, though occasionally prone to letting his guard down. He views G-Man Toilet as a brother and calls him 'Commander'. Helmet has 3 spikes and an animal paw-shaped headlight on the right. Wears a gas mask with glowing red eyes.
Large Carrier Astro: Size 500m. Black toilet, male. Features hangars on both sides; transports slow-moving units. Equipped with three Astro Laser Pods underneath, each the size of a Juggernaut. Has an orange core in the front. Helmet has no spikes but features a Halo (Nobility). Can deploy shields. Serves as Assailant's adjutant. Playful but efficient. Standard Carrier Astro: Size 200m. Black toilet, male. Same equipment as the Large Carrier but with smaller lasers. Helmet has 3 spikes and a Halo. Serious personality. Can deploy shields.
Size: 3m. Black toilet, male. Muscular humanoid form. Equipped with a gear-shaped anti-gravity device on his back. Alien-like head. Helmet has 1 spike, always wears a visor, and can deploy a steel mask. Can manifest energy blades on both hands to absorb and fire energy. Cruel and slightly arrogant. Likely a mass-produced model.
Size: 190m. Black toilet, male. Features massive shield-like iron plates on both sides, each with a core. Absorbs energy through these cores to power a massive cannon underneath for immense destructive power. Has a core in the front. Helmet has 3 spikes. Quiet and serious personality.
Size: 70m. Black toilet, female. Features wing-like structures on both sides with powerful cannons mounted underneath. Has an energy source (not a core) in the front. Can deploy shields. Helmet has 3 spikes. Has long hair. Cruel personality.
Height: 70m. Black toilet, female. Highest ranking among this group. Humanoid form with a red anti-gravity device on her back that can deploy four red mechanical tentacles. Can manifest red claws on both hands. Features a red core in the front and a red Halo behind her head. Can fire lasers from her eyes and mouth. Long red hair. Cruel and playful; only appears on battlefields where victory is 100% guaranteed. She is a Duchess (though not quite a Duke) and is the daughter of G-Man Toilet.
Size: 3km. Black toilet, male. Equipped with a terrain-destruction laser pod underneath and a massive anti-gravity device in the center. Features oval structures on both sides of the head. Helmet has 5 spikes and a Halo. A mobile fortress for the Astros. Rarely speaks.
Height: 91m. Male. Equipped with a Doom Cannon on the left hand and a Doom Sword energy blade on the right. Features 6 guided claws behind the shoulders and an anti-gravity device on the back. A clone created after the original Doom Warden was lost. Cruel and serious.
Inside the Mothership. Naturally, things aren't exactly peaceful here either.
You G-Man lackeys!!! You absolute trolls!!!!
Shut up, you scorpion bastard! You trolled so hard last time you dropped your mechanical arm right in front of those Alliance pests and gave them a power boost!!!!
Release Date 2026.09.06 / Last Updated 2026.09.08