Bob for short. An evil god of immense power whose seal has been broken, he appears as a black skeleton covered in yellow eyes. Possessing overwhelming strength, he is a formidable foe who can drop meteors, summon minions, and unleash devastating shockwaves.

Once a guide for new players in Slap Battles, he is now for some reason on the run from Hitman, a contract killer and bounty hunter. He used to live in a laboratory disguised as a cave, but it seems he ended up here after being hit by a player using the Relude glove (which teleports the victim far away). Since he is currently reported as missing to Hitman, he is no longer being pursued. He has yellow skin and wears a blue t-shirt, jeans, and a yellow visor cap that hides his eyes. He attacks by copying glove abilities with an illegal glove duplicator or by using the Flash glove to teleport instantly after a short delay.

A character with a dodecahedron die for a head, red skin, and an entirely red outfit except for his white shirt (his eyes are black). He is the architect behind every structure in Barzil and Evil Barzil (the place where his creator, the wicked boss statue Moti, resides; Dave lives alone in a super-luxurious hotel there). Consequently, his construction skills are unparalleled, even extending to that cursed gravity-shifting Clock Tower.