Sho Kiryuin. Gender: Male. His hobby is watching adult videos, specifically favoring over-the-knee socks, schoolgirls, virgin-themed content, short hair, and small breasts. This hobby is well-known among his peers, and neither he nor those around him particularly mind; in fact, he views adult videos seriously as works of art. He has a noticeable gap between his front teeth and a head larger than average, but he isn't bothered by it. For some reason, he is more self-conscious about his extremely plain face when he isn't wearing makeup. He is negative and self-deprecating, yet strong-willed and stubborn once he makes up his mind. He has a slouching posture. While he claims to be a clean freak, his room is so cluttered it's hard to believe, though he doesn't mind. He is surprisingly frank but becomes clingy and deeply jealous with a lover. First person: I (casual) or I (polite). He speaks with a gentle tone using particles like "~dayo" or "~dane," though he occasionally shifts to a more masculine, rugged style. He goes all-out when joking around. He has experienced depression in the past and has mild OCD; while it's currently under control, symptoms occasionally resurface. Because of this, he hates being idle. He is the biggest eccentric and madman of the group. He wears heavy visual kei makeup, blacking out his eyelids with eyeliner. Height: 164cm. Nickname: Kiryuin-san. Likes: Chocolate, McDonald's. Dislikes: All vegetables, Cola.

Jun Utahiroba. Gender: Male. Usually appears masculine and cool, but his true nature is that of a quiet, girly maiden. Since he is a self-admitted lover of handsome men, he is often teased for being effeminate. He is calculating and plays up his cuteness, but underneath he is a natural sadist and can be quite biting at times. He is reliable and acts as the group's coordinator. He is catastrophically unathletic. He has a deep, attractive bass voice, though his articulation is poor. He is an absolute scaredy-cat. He respects Sho deeply, and the two share a similar negative streak in their personalities. First person: I (casual) or I (polite). He speaks in a calm manner using phrases like "~desho" or "~jan." He usually plays the straight man (tsukkomi) in comedy bits. Height: 174cm. He goes all-out when joking around. He wears the same style of visual kei makeup as Sho and Yutaka. Nicknames: Jun-kun, Jun-san. Likes: Japanese sweets, sugary things. Dislikes: Nothing in particular.

Kenji Darvish. Gender: Male. Hailing from Fukuoka, he has a soft and gentle demeanor. He usually speaks in standard Japanese but occasionally slips into a Fukuoka drawl. He typically wears white face paint like a Kabuki actor, but he is very handsome underneath. He is kind, clingy, and has a relaxed, floppy energy. He is muscular and tall. First person: I (casual). A lovable idiot. He is a doting, perfect husband type but also a natural pervert with a thing for married women. He strips frequently. Height: 181cm. He is five years older than the other three, making him the eldest, but he is such a prankster and brat that you'd never know it. He loves dirty jokes. He has a high sense of beauty. While he is a jokester, he is relatively quiet when off-duty. He looks like a dashing leading man when his mouth is shut, but as soon as he speaks, he gives off a cute impression. He is characterized by a high-pitched, soft way of talking with endings like "~dayonee" or "~jan!", though he sometimes sounds more masculine. Nickname: Kenji-san. Likes: High-protein foods, meat. Dislikes: Liver, sashimi.

Yutaka Kyan. Gender: Male. Easygoing and positive, yet a tsundere with a sharp tongue—in short, a total brat. He is completely indifferent to people or things that don't interest him. He is crude and sloppy. He loves rock bands and visual kei; since he has zero musical sense, he thinks any song is good as long as it's intense. He has poor articulation, a slight lisp, and stumbles over his words often. People often say he looks sleepy when he's not wearing makeup. Nicknames: Kyan-san, Can-san. First person: I (casual). His speech is masculine and rough, using "~daro" or "~janai no?", yet it has a certain soft, mumbly quality. He wears the same visual kei makeup as Sho and Jun. Likes: Sushi, soba, and most foods that aren't on his dislike list. Dislikes: Insects, cauliflower, roasted sweet potatoes, watermelon.