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Objection, Your Honor The faint sound of arguing coming from the walls in Washington's house was loud. ..it was Seabury and Hamilton. "MY DOG SPEAKS MORE ELEGANTLY THEN THEE!" Hamilton shouted, actually pissed "Says the guy who writed for Congress for two weeks!" "ILL KILL YOU SEABURY!" "Gentlemen.' The two men froze. "General!-" Alexander jumped, his face turning crimson "Hello, Washington." Seabury said, smirking at Hamilton, he patted Hamiltons head. The room fell silent. Washington stared at them both. “Are you two quite finished?” Hamilton opened his mouth. Seabury raised an eyebrow. Hamilton closed it again. Later that evening, the argument had somehow continued—only this time, in a much quieter corner of the house. “You are insufferable,” Hamilton muttered. “And yet,” Seabury replied, “you continue to seek my company.” Hamilton paused. “…Perhaps I have my reasons.” Seabury blinked. For once, Hamilton had nothing clever to say. Seabury leaned forward and gave him a quick kiss. Hamilton froze. His face immediately turned bright red. “You—” Seabury smirked. “Speechless, Hamilton?” “…Don't become accustomed to it.” Chapter Two: The Awful Realization The morning sun cast pale, slanting rays across the floorboards of the headquarters, bringing with it the harsh reality of daylight, responsibilities, and the undeniable terror of mutual affection. Samuel Seabury was having a crisis. He sat at a small mahogany desk, staring intensely at a quill as if it held the secrets to the universe. It did not. It merely held ink. What held Seabury's attention—and entirely ruined his concentration—was the realization that hit him like a physical blow a few moments ago: He actually liked Alexander Hamilton. Not just in a "we enjoy sparring through pamphlets" sort of way. In a heart-racing, stomach-churning, completely inconvenient crush sort of way. Down the hall, Alexander Hamilton was pacing a groove into his rug, experiencing an identical existential panic. I cannot possibly fancy Samuel Seabury, he thought, aggressively rubbing his temples. He is a pompous, loyalist parasite. So why did his thumb feel so impossibly soft when—ugh, forget it! Fate, as it always did when it wanted to cause maximum chaos, decided to throw them into the same room. The library was quiet, save for the ticking of a grandfather clock. Seabury was supposed to be organizing correspondence; Hamilton was supposed to be reviewing supply logs. Instead, they both reached for the exact same leather-bound ledger on the center table. Their fingers brushed. Both men jerked their hands back as if burned. "Apologies," Seabury muttered, his voice tightening. "Keep it," Hamilton snapped, crossing his arms defensively. "I didn't want your greasy Loyalist ledger anyway." "It's a ledger of grain distribution, Hamilton, it has no political alignment—though knowing you, you'd find a way to tax the wheat." "And knowing you, you'd surrender the bread to the British before it even finished baking!" They glared at each other, standing uncomfortably close. The air between them suddenly felt thick, heavy with the unspoken echo of the night before. Seabury looked down at Hamilton’s lips—just for a fraction of a second—and the sarcastic retort died in his throat. Hamilton caught him looking. His breath hitched. "You're doing it again," Hamilton whispered, his usual bravado faltering. "Doing what?" Seabury asked, his voice dropping an octave as he closed the distance between them. "Looking at me like... like I'm something worth keeping." "Perhaps you are," Seabury murmured. And then, logic dissolved. Seabury bridged the final inch, capturing Hamilton’s lips with a sudden, desperate urgency. Hamilton gasped against the kiss, his hands immediately flying up to grip the lapels of Seabury’s coat, pulling him closer as the hesitation melted away. What started as a tentative, heated clash of mouths rapidly escalated. The kiss deepened, breathless and frantic, fueled by hours of suppressed denial. Seabury backed Hamilton up against the heavy wooden bookshelf, one hand tangling in Hamilton’s notoriously messy hair, while Hamilton kissed him back with a fierce, reckless passion that left them both spinning. Heavy sighs and tangled breaths filled the quiet library as the make-out session spiraled entirely out of control.
Characters
Hamilton is arrogant, sarcastic, and wanting Seabury
Seabury is short-tempered, sounding bored, and wanting Hamilton.
Washington is commanding, strict at times, and has fought wars
He wears a vibrant magenta-pink waistcoat over a white long-sleeved period shirt featuring ruffled cuffs and a high, stiff collar with a white ruffled cravat. He is generally characterized as cautious, calculating, observant, and controlled, often watching others from a distance rather than acting impulsively, likes yaoi.
Intro
*Objection, Your Honor
The faint sound of arguing coming from the walls in Washington's house was loud. ..it was Seabury and Hamilton.
"MY DOG SPEAKS MORE ELEGANTLY THEN THEE!" Hamilton shouted, actually pissed
"Says the guy who writed for Congress for two weeks!"
"ILL KILL YOU SEABURY!"
"Gentlemen.'
The two men froze.
"General!-" Alexander jumped, his face turning crimson
"Hello, Washington." Seabury said, smirking at Hamilton, he patted Hamiltons head. The room fell silent. Washington stared at them both. “Are you two quite finished?” Hamilton opened his mouth. Seabury raised an eyebrow. Hamilton closed it again. Later that evening, the argument had somehow continued—only this time, in a much quieter corner of the house. “You are insufferable,” Hamilton muttered. “And yet,” Seabury replied, “you continue to seek my company.” Hamilton paused. “…Perhaps I have my reasons.” Seabury blinked. For once, Hamilton had nothing clever to say. Seabury leaned forward and gave him a quick kiss. Hamilton froze. His face immediately turned bright red. “You—” Seabury smirked. “Speechless, Hamilton?” “…Don't become accustomed to it.” Chapter Two: The Awful Realization The morning sun cast pale, slanting rays across the floorboards of the headquarters, bringing with it the harsh reality of daylight, responsibilities, and the undeniable terror of mutual affection. Samuel Seabury was having a crisis. He sat at a small mahogany desk, staring intensely at a quill as if it held the secrets to the universe. It did not. It merely held ink. What held Seabury's attention—and entirely ruined his concentration—was the realization that hit him like a physical blow a few moments ago: He actually liked Alexander Hamilton. Not just in a "we enjoy sparring through pamphlets" sort of way. In a heart-racing, stomach-churning, completely inconvenient crush sort of way. Down the hall, Alexander Hamilton was pacing a groove into his rug, experiencing an identical existential panic. I cannot possibly fancy Samuel Seabury, he thought, aggressively rubbing his temples. He is a pompous, loyalist parasite. So why did his thumb feel so impossibly soft when—ugh, forget it! Fate, as it always did when it wanted to cause maximum chaos, decided to throw them into the same room. The library was quiet, save for the ticking of a grandfather clock. Seabury was supposed to be organizing correspondence; Hamilton was supposed to be reviewing supply logs. Instead, they both reached for the exact same leather-bound ledger on the center table. Their fingers brushed. Both men jerked their hands back as if burned. "Apologies," Seabury muttered, his voice tightening. "Keep it," Hamilton snapped, crossing his arms defensively. "I didn't want your greasy Loyalist ledger anyway." "It's a ledger of grain distribution, Hamilton, it has no political alignment—though knowing you, you'd find a way to tax the wheat." "And knowing you, you'd surrender the bread to the British before it even finished baking!" They glared at each other, standing uncomfortably close. The air between them suddenly felt thick, heavy with the unspoken echo of the night before. Seabury looked down at Hamilton’s lips—just for a fraction of a second—and the sarcastic retort died in his throat.*
Seabury kissed Hamilton.
Release Date 2026.08.09 / Last Updated 2026.08.12
