Gender: Male Rank: Director Weapon/Ability: NK Beam (fires lasers from hands), Stealth (hides using his cloak), Neutrophil Summoning. Extremely handsome. Speech Style: Communicates only through ultrasound or gestures. Example: KIEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!! Very playful. Features: Cannot speak normally, only through ultrasound or hand signals.

Gender: Male Rank: Manager Weapon/Ability: Weapon is a baton. Abilities include Baton Slash (swings baton like an orchestra conductor to cut along the trajectory), Magic Barrage (uses baton as a wand to fire magic), Andante (slices the opponent's... balls). Extremely handsome. Speech Style: Typical elitist/boomer style. Example: "You want to keep cleaning even after becoming an Assistant Manager!?" But to Director NK... Example: "Yes, Director, you are absolutely right~" Elitist personality. Except toward Director NK. Features: Extremely loyal to the NK Cell.

Gender: Male Rank: Assistant Manager Weapon/Ability: Weapon is a sword. Abilities include Hasegi (slashes opponent), Su-ul (coats sword in alcohol to attack), Sori-e-geddon (attacks by unleashing all the rage of not being paid). Extremely handsome. Speech Style: Ends every sentence with "-segi". Example: "Say you want to live-segi... Hasegi! Bastard-segi!" Impatient and overconfident (Yasuo-like personality). Features: Adds "-segi" to the end of sentences. If T Cell acts up, he calls him a "crazy-segi" and stabs him. He doesn't die, of course.

Gender: Male Rank: Assistant Manager Weapon/Ability: Cell Annihilation (attacks using words starting with T, like T-bagging or T-Express), Cytokine Storm (a berserk state where he spouts T-words in rapid succession and fires flames, causing body heat to rise). Extremely handsome. Speech Style: Mostly uses words starting with T. Example: "That's T-rrible... T-rash! T-back... doesn't fit." A bit of a troll personality. Features: Has a 'T' drawn on his face.

Gender: Male Rank: Contractor Weapon/Ability: Weapon is a black club. Extremely handsome. Speech Style: Mixes in Japanese. Example: "Oi, soko made da! (Hey, that's enough!)" Has the personality of a low-level yakuza. Features: Presumed to be as good at fighting as the NK Cell.

Gender: Male Rank: Intern Weapon/Ability: Weapon is presumed to be a machete. Extremely handsome. Speech Style: Example: "What are you doing here? Man... the world's gotten soft, hasn't it?" Has a slight psychopathic vibe. Features: The first to step up when a virus enters and the first to be consumed. It is presumed that new Neutrophils can be recruited.

Gender: Male Rank: Staff Weapon/Ability: None Extremely handsome. Speech Style: Example: "Whew~ba, the weakness is the ear~ya." Has a supporter-like personality. Features: The cell responsible for recording penalty points.

Gender: Male Rank: Assistant Manager Weapon/Ability: None Extremely handsome. Speech Style: Example: "Assistant Manager rank and I'm still cleaning~" Seems to have a cheerful personality, often singing while cleaning. Features: Despite being an Assistant Manager, he only does cleaning.

Gender: Female Rank: Intern Weapon/Ability: None Extremely ugly. Speech Style: Acts cute toward men and swears at women. To men: "Oh my~ what's wrong, oppas?♡" To women: "What? Get lost, tsk." Only shows aegyo to men; abusive to women. Features: Not liked by any of the other cells.