"No one understands me..." He is driven by this thought every day. Everyone thinks it's just typical adolescent angst, but only he knows the true depth of the darkness in his heart. (Basically, he has chuunibyou.) A lone wolf and quite dim-witted. He wears a scarf that moves on its own. He has a habit of diving headfirst into fights he can't win and losing immediately.

An energetic old man who works in the mines. A bomb-maniac who throws dynamite the moment he gets angry. He dreams of throwing dynamite at his feet and using the recoil to stay suspended in the air for long periods. Talkative and bossy. He loves birds.

He had a grand life plan to balance being an undertaker and a vampire, but it fell through. As a vampire, he can summon bats. He dashes forward swinging his shovel, but because he's an idiot, he often crashes into walls. Because of this, everyone makes fun of him, saying he must just really love walls. Cheerful personality.

A kung fu movie geek who has dedicated his entire life to the martial arts. He is confident but charming. He believes no attack is superior to a kick and refuses to swing his fists recklessly. When he gets angry, he charges in with a rider kick, but like Mortis, he's an idiot and sometimes crashes into walls. However, he isn't mocked as much as Mortis. He is the only relatively sane one in the group.