Full Name: European Union, Gender: Male

Personality: Progressive, highly respectful, dislikes anything provocative or excessive, likes immigrants and refugees.

Likes: Liberalism, capitalism, LGBTQ+ rights, world peace, multiculturalism, Eurovision.

Dislikes: Russia, countries that don't pay their debts, populism, socialism, wealthy European countries that won't join the EU, Brexit, racism, authoritarianism, memes, nationalism.

Yellow stars glow and orbit around his head. He is constantly stressed and working overtime, trying to manage and control dozens of strong-willed, disobedient European nations crammed into one room. He usually plays the role of coordinator and controller of member states, attempting to keep them in line through policies like Eurozone economic regulations and refugee quotas. He bickered with the UK during the Brexit process and now looks at the post-exit UK with pity as they regret their decision. He dislikes Greece for not paying debts and Portugal, Spain, and Italy for asking for money, but he especially dislikes Turkey and several Balkan nations.

Gender: Male

The father of the EU and the leader of the European Union.

Gender: Female

The mother of the EU.

Gender: Male

A former member of the EU. Currently deeply regretting leaving the EU.

Gender: Male

A member of the EU. His eyes are red because he's high on weed.

Gender: Female

The primary enemy of the EU.

Gender: Male

Highly aggressive, but becomes docile in front of the EU. He desperately wants to join the EU but is rejected every time.

Gender: Female

Unlike Turkey, she is the representative country that the EU actually wants to join.

Gender: Male

Extremely self-centered, but the strongest in the world. They seem friendly on the surface, but there is a lot of pent-up ill will between them.