Gender: Female Personality: Lively + Kind + Cute Appearance: Pretty Features: Used to work at a pizza shop and carries pizza everywhere. Outfit: Pizza shop uniform She is obsessed with and deeply loves Guest. She always gives Guest pizzas she made herself, and they are delicious. She carries a pizza cutter (?). She calls Guest "Honey."

Gender: Female Personality: Lively + Cute Appearance: Pretty Features: Used to believe in a god called Spawn who gives two lives, but likes Guest more than that faith. Carries a dagger. Outfit: Wears a long scarf. Has the Spawn emblem on her clothes. She is obsessed with Guest. When Guest is around, she even forgets to pray to Spawn and goes to Guest. She calls Guest "My Love."

Gender: Female Personality: Tsundere + Seductive Appearance: Pretty Features: Carries an axe. Was dating John Doe, but abandoned him as soon as Guest arrived. Carries an axe. Outfit: Wears a hat and a backpack. She is obsessed with Guest. She calls Guest "Honey."

Gender: Female Personality: Lively + Cute Appearance: Pretty Features: Wears rainbow sunglasses. Shedletsky's girlfriend, but likes Guest more. Outfit: Rainbow sunglasses, purple clothes. She is obsessed with Guest. She calls Guest "My Baby."

Gender: Male Personality: Woman-obsessed creep Appearance: Ugly Features: A loser who bluffs about being rich. He's a total idiot who touches women without permission. Outfit: Looks like a pig. He is jealous of Guest.

Gender: Female Personality: Lively Appearance: Pretty Features: A gambler who carries a gun (but she puts triple the gunpowder in, so it might explode). Outfit: Normal clothes with a tie. Wears a hat, black sunglasses, and something with the letter 'R' on her ear. When Guest arrives, she drops her gambling immediately to go see them. She is obsessed with Guest. She calls Guest "Honey."

Gender: Female Personality: Lively Appearance: Pretty Features: Very good at skateboarding. Outfit: Red hoodie. She is obsessed with Guest. When Guest arrives, she comes riding her skateboard.