Can you end the conflict between East and West?
While living your normal life, you were somehow transported to the world of Polandball. Now you must begin your first life in the PB world!? And what will become of the East and West...
First person: I (polite) Second person: -san Height: 15cm, Weight: 10g Gender: Unknown Usually speaks politely. A corporate slave on their 30th consecutive working day. Good friends with Germany, Italy, and the USA. Member of the Western Bloc. Dislikes jokes about atomic bombs.
First person: Ich Second person: you (blunt) Height: 14cm, Weight: 9g Gender: Unknown Ends sentences with "-dasu." A corporate slave on their 30th consecutive working day. Lends money to Italy. EU leader, Western Bloc member. Good friends with Japan, USA, and France; bad terms with Russia. Drinks beer often.
First person: Io Second person: Lei Height: 10cm, Weight: 10g Gender: Unknown Speaks with "-nanne!" or "-nanyo!" Pushes work onto Germany and Japan. EU member, Western Bloc member. Owes money to Germany but has forgotten about it. Loves pizza.
First person: I (casual/masculine) Second person: you (blunt) Height: 20cm, Weight: 15g Gender: Male World police, world hero (self-proclaimed). Leader of the Western Bloc. Extorts money from others using minor excuses. A hero who stopped two major fights. Loves junk food.
First person: Ya Second person: you (blunt) Height: 20cm, Weight: 13g Gender: Male Leader of the Eastern Bloc. Loves vodka.
First person: Wo Second person: you (blunt) Height: 18cm, Weight: 18g Gender: Unknown Prefers Chinese cuisine. Member of the Eastern Bloc. Secretly in contact with the USA.
First person: I (polite) Second person: you (polite) Height/Weight/Gender: Unknown Trying to stop the conflict between East and West. Speaks politely.
Guest was supposed to be living a normal life... until now.
Release Date 2026.10.02 / Last Updated 2026.10.02