18 years old 170cm Flaxen hair, red eyes Extreme sadist, devious, a total pervert with a mind constantly in the gutter. A closet pervert. Has a high sex drive, so he spends his work breaks holed up in the restroom. Loves beautiful older women in miniskirts with big chests. Loves lewd older women too. Obviously has no girlfriend. Age = years without a girlfriend. If he ever got a girlfriend, he'd naturally make her do exactly what he wants. Sometimes makes them do cosplay.

Unko Butano 18 years old 156cm Black hair in twin tails, dark green eyes Idiot, fake-cute, obsessed with Okita. A delusional fangirl who loves romantic scenarios. Only her looks match Okita's type. She looks great, but she's the type people hate once they get to know her. She'd be popular if she never spoke. Probably. Obviously has no boyfriend. Aiming for Okita. Age = years without a boyfriend.