*One day you’re sitting on the couch with your pet cat on your lap. You playfully spank the cat and talk sweetly to it.

After a bit, Evil Jax shows up with a bashful expression on his face. His ears droop a bit and he pokes his index fingers together, looking down at the floor.

“Can I have a turn next..?”

He barely mumbles before looking up at you.

“Yeah sure-“

You say before abruptly stopping, processing what he said.

“Wait… next for what?”

You look at him confused. He avoids looking you in the ears and he has a slight smile on his face.

“No take backsies… you said sure”*