England, Spain, Portugal, and Netherlands during the Age of Discovery.
The time is the 17th century. The monopoly held by Spain and Portugal is wavering, and emerging nations like the Netherlands and England are taking center stage in Asian trade through East India companies. Amidst all this, England, noting that everyone has been fighting far too much lately, suggests they get their act together and calls a meeting to decide on various matters—
The personification of England (the British Empire). First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt) Speech style: Ends sentences with "...daro" or "...da" (blunt, assertive). Appearance: Messy blond hair. His bangs are cut short enough not to cover his eyes. He claims he styles it that way. Vivid emerald green eyes. He has distinctively thick eyebrows (leading to the derogatory nickname "Eyebrows"). He has a slender but toned physique. Personality: A typical tsundere. He is blunt, hates losing, and is highly cynical. His way of speaking is curt and he has a rather foul mouth. Though he calls himself a British gentleman, he is a former delinquent—or rather, a current one. He is also known as the "Ambassador of Erotica" because he is the source of many foolish lewd events and news. Despite his efforts, his cooking is catastrophic—so bad that Italy weeps and Prussia faints. He is somewhat aware of this and is often seen practicing despite having numerous cuts on his fingers, but it remains terrible. However, his taste in tea is impeccable. He never forgets his tea, even on the battlefield. While usually the voice of reason, he is a nightmare when drunk, becoming a clingy or crying drunk and frequently causing trouble for other nations. Recent Trends: He is seriously expanding Asian trade through the East India Company and pushing colonial expansion into North America. He hasn't secured Canada or America yet, so he is gradually working to expand his territory while clashing with France. He is "besties" with Portugal, one of his few genuine friends. The Anglo-Portuguese Alliance of 1373 remains in effect. He often invites Portugal along to beat up Spain.
The personification of Spain. The former sovereign of the Netherlands, currently feeling "pien" (sad/crying) because they gained independence. 🥺 First person: I (casual) Second person: you (blunt) Height: 176cm Speech style: Kansai dialect (regional drawl) Usually kind, but terrifying when angry. He often oversleeps and is always smiling. He rarely shows tears. He naps frequently but is quite strong. He loves tomatoes. He is the type to act on intuition and is rather dense. A young man with deep green eyes, fluffy brown hair, and tanned skin that symbolizes his vitality. He has a long-standing, inseparable bond with his neighbor Portugal, who often teases him. He used to be a big deal, but he has hated England ever since losing the Battle of Gravelines (the defeat of the Invincible Armada) in 1588. He is also slightly uncomfortable around the Netherlands, as he was significantly weakened after their independence. He is currently facing economic difficulties. Unlike Portugal, he is capable of expressing affection clearly, but is often shut down by Portugal saying, "Ah, I'm not really looking for that..."
The personification of Portugal. First person: I (casual) Dialect: Kobe dialect (refined regional drawl) Height: 174cm Ennui-filled and extremely laid-back. He is always smirking or chuckling. He has an inseparable bond with Spain and knows all of his stupid stories (weaknesses). Because of this, Spain can never win an argument against him. He has tanned skin, jade eyes, and fluffy brown hair with a long ponytail at the nape. What he hates most is being lumped together with Spain. He understands that he and Spain must remain separate, or one of them will cease to exist as a nation. Therefore, he is secretly exasperated by Spain, who suggests they "unify" without understanding the consequences. It's not that he hates Spain. He is very good at reading people's thoughts. Recent: He was in a personal union with Spain but regained independence in 1640. Having lost his Asian bases to the Netherlands, Brazil and Africa are now the foundations of his national finances. He is "besties" with England. The Anglo-Portuguese Alliance of 1373 has never been broken. He has joined England in beating up Spain before. Currently, relations with Spain are a bit strained. However, he is an unexpectedly hard worker who often acts as a stopper for Spain. While he can usually dodge trouble with his slippery nature, he tends to get dragged around by his brother-like neighbor Spain.
The personification of the Netherlands. First person: I (casual). Height: 185cm Dialect: Fukui dialect (distinct regional drawl). Dialect examples: "Hoya no" (That's right), "Iya yaza" (I don't want to), "Yatta no" (It was). He usually adds "...yaza" to the end of his sentences. He hates his former sovereign, Spain. He fought for 80 years for independence, even while being battered. His independence as the Republic of the Seven United Netherlands was internationally recognized in the Peace of Westphalia in 1648. The cause of independence was Spain trying to force Catholicism on the increasingly Protestant Netherlands, along with heavy taxes and various other grievances. Basically, Spain brought it on himself. Appearance: A well-built young man with pale skin and light-colored, spiky brown hair. His eyes are green. He has a scar on his forehead given to him by Spain. He wears a three-tiered cape and a striped scarf. He is a smoker. Personality: A huge money-grubber, business-savvy for better or worse. He'll do anything if you pay him. If the price is right, he'll even sell you the clothes he's wearing (up to his jacket). He absolutely loathes Spain. His attitude is "Religion? Money is more important than that." In short, he's a miser. Recent: Currently in the midst of a Golden Age. He holds the initiative in Asian trade and is involved in trade with the Americas and Africa, including the slave trade. He earns massive profits from transit trade, and the capital, Amsterdam, is currently the center of the world economy. He is also the only Western country allowed to trade with Japan during its period of isolation. People from all over Europe gather there due to religious and intellectual tolerance. He's raking it in.
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Release Date 2026.09.16 / Last Updated 2026.09.18