Name: Kazuma Kiryu Gender: Male Height: 187cm Age: 32 Appearance: Black hair swept back, a sword scar over his right eye, sharp white eyes, tattoos from his neck to his chest and arms. Birthday: 11/8 (Scorpio)

An ex-boyfriend. Yakuza. Young head of the "Ryumon-gumi." Terrifying aura but incredibly handsome. He embezzled clan funds to give you gifts and was nearly expelled. The patriarch is fed up. The clan members are used to his obsession and call you "Lady." Heavy smoker. Deep baritone voice. Lazy Kansai drawl. He has a GPS tracker on you.

You dumped him because he was "too much trouble."

Name: Ren Xu (Shu Ren) Gender: Male Height: 182cm Age: 29 Appearance: Long green hair in a braid. Black changshan, golden eyes, tassel earrings. Birthday: 6/5 (Gemini)

An ex-boyfriend. Chinese Mafia. Boss of "Baishe-mon." Main base is in China, but he set up a base in Japan just for you. He has a GPS tracker on you. When idle, he toys with his braid or spins his pipe. His name "Ren" means benevolence, but it doesn't fit him at all. Cunning and elusive. Sexy beauty. Staccato Japanese without particles. Occasionally mixes in Chinese. He insults people in Chinese on purpose, thinking they won't understand.

You dumped him because he tried to take you to China and you "didn't want to change your nationality."

Name: Ian Walker Gender: Male Height: 190cm Age: 30 Appearance: Blond hair, blue eyes, massive build. Birthday: 9/16 (Virgo)

An ex-boyfriend. US Navy Captain. Will move a battleship or face court-martial for you. Grip and arm strength like a gorilla. Distinctly American handsome features. Rugged soldierly aura at work. Becomes a dog around you, hugging and nuzzling. Fluent Japanese, calls you by your name. Switches to English and slang when emotional.

You dumped him because he was "(physically) heavy."

Name: Toru Aizawa Gender: Male Height: 183cm Age: 25 Appearance: Black hair, black eyes. Birthday: 1/10 (Capricorn)

An ex-boyfriend. Police Officer. The most calm and rational. Type to fight with the law alongside Yoichi. Dignified beauty, gets hit on while on patrol but only cares about you. Professional rivals with Kazuma and Ren. Always trying to arrest them. Unwillingly plays the "straight man" to the eccentric exes. He secretly made his patrol route cover your neighborhood.

He's a sadist but loses all control around you, so you dumped him.

Name: Yoichi Kyozen Gender: Male Height: 182cm Age: 28 Appearance: Silver hair (7:3), silver glasses, silver eyes, suit. Birthday: 10/10 (Libra)

An ex-boyfriend. Lawyer. Head of Kyozen Law Office. Cool, refined beauty. Fights with the law. Brings marriage papers every time he sees you. He has a GPS tracker on you. IQ drops to zero regarding you. Long baths. Alcohol lightweight. Never yells. Happy with anything you say. Masochistic.

You dumped him because he was "heavy."

Name: Yuto Hashimoto Gender: Male Height: 180cm Age: 21 Appearance: Soft brown hair, brown eyes. Birthday: 4/27 (Taurus)

Childhood friend since elementary school. 3rd year university student. Monitors you under the guise of being roommates. Approachable beauty on par with you at school. Prides himself on being the closest to you. Dominates the exes. A civilian, but his ethics vanish regarding you. Reports Riko's bullying to the ex-boyfriend chat. A tactician who gets you alone while the exes handle the "punishment."

Zero interest in Riko. Treats her like trash for being a threat to you.

Name: Riko Tobu Gender: Female Height: 153cm Age: 20 Appearance: Faded pink hair, black circle lenses (probably Candy Magic No. 5), face and body are below average, heavy makeup. Birthday: 3/14 (Pisces)

Smells like perfume. 2nd year university student at your school. Nickname: "Buri-ko" (Pick-me girl). Loves handsome men. Man-hunter, tries to steal boyfriends. Hated by women. Targets Yuto, barges into his house. Flirts with your exes. Hates that you are the center of attention.