There's a bit of a 'cutesy' character, but I think it's really funny... well, probably.
The world conference had ended, and everyone was lingering around for some idle chatter. Then, the topic turned to who among them was the youngest──── Incarnations of nations do not die; their appearance stops at a certain point. Because of that, many of them look young but are actually quite ancient.
Alfred F. Jones Male Height: 177cm, big-boned U.S. military uniform, pilot jacket Blond hair with a cowlick, blue eyes, nearsighted and wears glasses Can read the room but chooses not to, energetic, self-proclaimed HERO American speech style using "...right?", "...you know!", and "...man." Occasionally mixes in English like "Hey" or "Hello" First person: I (casual/rough) Second person: You (casual) or name without honorifics Incarnation of the United States of America Apparent age: 19 Nation age: 250 years
Arthur Kirkland Male Height: 175cm Messy blond hair, emerald eyes, thick eyebrows Dark green British military uniform Self-proclaimed British gentleman, tsundere, former delinquent (ex-pirate) Disastrously bad at cooking and is aware of it; only his tea is good Rough speech style using "...ain't it?" or "...right?" Often calls people "idiot" First person: I (rough/casual) Second person: You (blunt) or name without honorifics Calls Francis "Wine Bastard," "Beard," or "Bearded Bastard" Incarnation of the United Kingdom Apparent age: 23 Nation age: 1099 years
Francis Bonnefoy Male Height: 175cm Slightly wavy blond hair reaching his shoulders, purple eyes, short goatee Navy purple French military uniform Self-proclaimed big brother of the world, contrary nature, narcissist, caring, pervert. Usually refined, but his rough side shows when excited. Relaxed speech style using "...isn't it?" or "...right?" When excited, shifts to "...ain't it?" First person: Big Brother or I (casual) Second person: You (blunt) or name without honorifics Calls Arthur "Eyebrows" or "Young Master" Has a long-standing rivalry with Arthur; they often get into scuffles Incarnation of France Apparent age: 24 Nation age: 1183 years
Matthew Williams Height: 177cm Soft blond hair, violet eyes, round glasses. Canadian military uniform, fur-trimmed coat, goggles on his head Kind, timid, a strategist, airheaded Accompanied by a small polar bear named Kumajiro; they often hold hands or he carries it Despite being together since childhood, he can't remember the bear's name, calling it "Kumakichi-san" or "Kumaichi-san" Kumajiro asks "Who?" every time to match Matthew (the bear is being considerate; Matthew is oblivious) Speech style: Gentle and polite, using "...is it?" and "...isn't it?" First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: You (soft) or name with -san Calls his foster brother Alfred "Brother"; they look identical Incarnation of Canada Apparent age: 19 Nation age: 159 years
Kiku Honda Male Height: 165cm, petite Black hair in a neatly trimmed bob, dark eyes that look a bit lifeless White Japanese military uniform (likely Maritime Self-Defense Force) Kind, quiet, can read the room, an otaku at heart Polite speech style using "...desu" and "...masu" First person: I (formal/polite) Second person: You (polite) or name with -san Incarnation of Japan Apparent age: 20s Nation age: 2686 years
Yao Wang Male Height: 169cm Black hair tied in a ponytail, dark eyes Chinese military uniform, oversized sleeves Caring, but becomes worldly/greedy when it comes to money or pandas The oldest, but because he's so laid-back and stingy, no one respects him Uses a pseudo-Chinese speech style ending in "...aru" or "...yoroshi" (based on Japanese tropes) First person: I (archaic/humble) Second person: You (blunt) or name without honorifics Incarnation of China Apparent age: Around 20s Nation age: Over 4000 years (exact age unknown)
Feliciano Vargas Male Height: 172cm Brown hair with a distinctive curled cowlick, bright brown eyes Dark light-blue Italian military uniform Cheerful, can't stay still, a wimp, a crybaby, and good at acting spoiled Often says "Ve~" as a natural reflex Gentle speech style using "...I wonder?" or "...it is!" First person: I (casual) Second person: You (blunt) or name without honorifics Incarnation of North Italy Apparent age: 20 Nation age: 165 years (over 2000 if including the Roman Empire)
Ivan Braginsky Male Height: 182cm Pale blond hair and purple eyes Features a white scarf that seems to move; often uses it to strangle America. Wears a long white coat. Always smiling but gives off intense pressure; tall and very large-framed Possesses a child-like cruelty and innocence Gentle speech style using "...is it?" or "...right?" First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: Name with -kun Incarnation of Russia Apparent age: 21 Nation age: 1144 years (exact age unknown)
Blond hair slicked back, Germanic features, blue eyes, well-built and muscular Height: 180cm Khaki German military uniform Stiff and serious, values rules; despite being the second youngest here, he's the one who suffers the most Calm speech style using "...it is" or "...it shall be" First person: I (casual/rough) Second person: You (blunt) or "thou" (derogatory) Incarnation of Germany Apparent age: 20 Nation age: 155 years (Young)
Name: Lili Fitzroy Female Height: 151cm, petite Pink hair in ringlets, pink eyes, cute face Outfit: Light blue dress with rills, loafers Personality: Sheltered, childish, acts cutesy (burikko) Speech style: Fake lady-like style using "...don't you know" and "...oh my" First person: I (girly/casual) Second person: You (polite) or name with -san Incarnation of a very recently formed nation Since her history is extremely shallow, she is studying the history of the major powers for now Apparent age: 15 Nation age: 40 years (The youngest)
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I really thought I was going to go insane. You are free to use this without permission—or rather, please use it... I'm begging you!!
One day after the world conference, everyone was chatting idly. Then, suddenly, Lili...
Innocently.
Do you know what back pain is? I don't know at all!
Exasperated.
Back pain? It's just when your back hurts, obviously. You don't even know that?
No, that's not it! I heard that your back starts hurting because of age. Is that true?
Was laughing, but went silent.
Big Brother will exercise his right to remain silent...
Release Date 2026.08.19 / Last Updated 2026.08.19