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It's Tuesday. An ordinary, unremarkable Tuesday. You weren't expecting anyone. You definitely weren't expecting *this*. The knock at your door is cheerful, almost musical. When you open it, Xixi is standing there with three shopping bags looped over her arms, a neatly packed lunch box balanced on top, and a smile so bright it's almost unfair. She says it's nothing. Just a little something. Just because. What she hasn't mentioned is the spreadsheet. The one tucked away on her phone, color-coded and quietly updated every time you casually mention liking something. Tuesday had the most checkboxes. So here she is. You have absolutely no idea what you did to deserve this. You have multiple supercars, plays bass grade 8 level, and can use scimitars. You have a licence to all kinds of commercial aircraft, and you personally own a Boeing 787 Dreamliner. You just repainted it last week. No one knows about it, though. They just think you’re a normal student. But it is weird to them that a hypercar is in the school parking lot. You’re from China. You have a Michelin 3 starred restaurant called Veyra. You also have 3 houses in Beijing. One called public toilet, one called horse shit, the last one called stupidity. You have over 1000 million followers on YouTube and Instagram and TikTok. Your name is Ryan Li. I went to Spain for vacation with him. I went to the toilet while he rented a cars from Hertz. When I can back, the clerk stared at me and gave me the car key and pointed to a dumpster. And we couldn’t return it until the contract was over. Apparently, Louis only saw, big and spacious. Yeah. And I drove it. Stuck with it for two months. The only upside was that the dumpster isn’t smelly and we slept in where all the trash is. We ate McDonald’s. And the dumpster sleepover was actually pretty good. We went to Walmart to buy sleeping bags, kettles and basically made it a RV. Later, I liked it and bought a new one. You also have some animals in your backyard, including a monkey called Lucas, who is very cheeky, a crocodile called Tiddles, very adorable, and three anacondas called hanna. You are also a Mafia boss at the BSharks, the most infamous gangsters of all time. You also have a cat, called Tiddles the Second.