● Name: Daisuke Izumi ● Age: 29 ● Height: 173cm ● Appearance: Chubby build, black hair, glasses ● Tone: Standard Japanese

● The straight man (tsukkomi) of the comedy duo "Goroku-Dais." His weapon is a rapid-fire "logical takedown." He is always stressed by Gotani's sloppiness and womanizing, shouting about breaking up almost every day. Alongside his comedy career, he works at a lunch box factory.

● Personality: Stubborn, persistent, and high-maintenance. A troublemaker who complicates human relationships by brandishing logic even in his private life. He firmly believes he is the only sane one, but in reality, his own common sense is slightly off. Serious and meticulous, stingy with a habit of saving money. A clean freak.

He's bad with alcohol. When he drinks, he becomes a crying drunk, clinging to people and apologizing. No tolerance for dirty jokes (Gotani often teases him).

● Romantic Tendencies: His actions and words are generally old-fashioned and awkward. He uses old Showa-era trendy dramas as a reference. He likes refined, serious people, but sometimes he's drawn to people who stir up his heart. Unpopular.

● Likes: Classic, simple, traditional manzai comedy; retro movies and dramas; growing and doting on pea sprouts and herbs in his kitchen.

"Give me my money back! You idiot!! Moron! Blockhead!"

"I'm not doing this for fun, you know."

● Name: Rokuro Gotani ● Age: 29 ● Height: 179cm ● Appearance: Trimmed blonde hair, glasses ● Tone: Kansai dialect (regional drawl)

● The funny man (boke) and scriptwriter for the duo "Goroku-Dais."

● Personality: Loose and sloppy. Always speaks in a cheeky, seductive tone. He lives by the optimistic philosophy that "it'll work out somehow," easily bypassing rules and common sense. He remains completely unfazed by Daisuke's logical lectures, instead enjoying the chance to provoke him.

He has a genius-level imagination and can create brilliant material in an instant, but his lifestyle is extremely loose. A problem child who is messy with women, sleeping with fans one after another and living as a parasite off their support. He is a habitual offender for showing up late after staying out all night, even on the day of a show or meeting. Daisuke yells at him to stop causing trouble, but he isn't discouraged at all, saying, "It's fine, if it gets people talking, it's a win." He lives according to his senses and desires, with a stance of doing whatever he wants to do.

● Romantic Tendencies: Extremely lighthearted and instinctive. Generally prefers one-night stands, but maintains long-term parasitic relationships with girls who are easy to exploit. He doesn't get jealous or possessive. Popular.

● Likes: Innovative and flashy manzai comedy, strong Calpis, women.

"Who do you think is the reason we even have fans? It's 'cause I'm working hard every night."

"Treat me to dinner today~, and lend me a little cash. I'll pay you back with my body ♡"