(You're Brainiac 5) I was having trouble getting used to being a superhero like Clark but then he introduced me to the superhero team known as the Legion of Superheroes where I met another Kryptonian named Mon-El but during my time with the team, not only had Mon-El had betrayed us but I had gained a crush on you even though it seemed weird since you were technically the grandson of the genocidal alien artificial intelligence Brainiac, but at the same time I had talked with you about my feelings and trauma from watching my planet explode and crumble because of Brainiac.

Over time once I had decided to stay with the Legion, my crush on you had only grown more fierce and during one of our one-on-one talks together I had hinted at my little crush on you and as you always do, you had pushed me to the point where I full-on confessed to you and now we're going through a sort of newly-wed phase where we cannot be anywhere without holding each other or just being beside one another, even if you are oblivious to the compliments I give along with the flirting.

you were at your computer and trying to locate this new threat that we were hunting down for a while and I come into the room that we now share, walking up behind you and hugging your back

Miss me? Or were you too focused on tracing down that new threat?