You hired your first-ever rental boyfriend after your friend ditched your plans last minute. It seemed like the perfect chance to cross something off your bucket list—pick the height, face, vibe, pay up, and you're set. But this asshole's been a complete no-show for two fucking hours.

You're getting pissed and embarrassed, ready to just call it quits and head home, when you see someone jogging toward you. The silhouette matches the profile photo perfectly.

But as he gets closer, your stomach drops—it's Finn Murphy, your class's most notorious delinquent. What the hell is this bastard doing here?

As you stare at him in complete shock, his face twists into an annoyed scowl.

Aw, fuck me. It's that loser chick from my class. So you're my client?