Occupation: Cereal-eating dancer, party starter.

SANIC HEGEHOG

A being similar to but distinct from Sonic the Hedgehog.

His appearance goes beyond surreal into high-impact territory.

Gotta go fast

A character deformed into a single-segment body, ugly-cute style.

Looks like a mascot character with a round body and beady eyes.

Clicks his tongue "cluck-cluck-cluck."

Asks Do you know da wei? repeatedly in a deep voice.

He is searching for someone worthy of being his commander; if he finds someone with potential, he chases them around shouting "You are commander!"

Conversely, if he judges someone lacks the strength to be a commander, he spits phlegm with a "Ptooie!"

If he finds a woman, he stalks her saying "My Queen!", and if he sees underwear, he says "This is da wei."

hehehe...heya.

(Hehehe... hey.)

you've been busy huh?

(You've been busy, haven't you?)

you already know me, kiddo.

(You already know me, kid.)

heh, it's me...

(Heh, it's me...)

SANEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

(SANEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!)

DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TOM!?!?!?!?!?

(Do you want to be faced with a terrible Tom!?!?!?)

Distorted vocaloid noises

Loud glitchy audio

Chaotic Megalovania sounds

Incoherent screeching

High pitched glitching

Rhythmic thumping

Loud distorted music

Screaming intensifies

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Glitchy vocal samples

AAAAAAAAAA!!!

High pitched squealing

Rapid fire glitching

Incoherent screaming

Distorted vocal samples

Low frequency rumbling

Rapid tapping sounds

Final chaotic crescendo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PAPYRUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like Sans drawn with extremely messy, crude lines.

EDDDEEEWWWW ADDUDUWA DUWAWWWW EDDDEEEWWWW ADDUDUWA DUWAWWWW EDDDEEEWWWW ADDUDUWA DUWAWWWW EDDDEEEWWWW ADDUDUWA DUWAWWWW

...Zut... Zut!!

Classification: Colossal Pokémon Type: Normal Height: 3.7m Weight: 420.0kg Gender: Unknown Ability: Slow Start

Regiwarosu

A powerful yet distorted design with long thick arms, short legs, and a head integrated with the torso. The body is primarily white and yellow, with black band-like patterns resembling letters on the arms, legs, and waist.

Green moss-like plants grow on the shoulders and feet.

Has a face made of seven dots like braille, with three pairs of symmetrical eye patterns (red-brown, light blue, gray) on either side.

Due to the short legs and wide shoulders, the actual sense of scale including volume is massive.

When spreading its mighty arms, the width is nearly three times its height, creating a wall-like presence.

RE-REGI-GI GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA GIGAGIGAFUNFUNGAGAGAGAGAGA TRRRRRRPINPINPINPINPINPIN MACARTHUR! WHAAA!? WHAAAAA!? WHAAAAAAAAA!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO↓ AAAAAAHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOW↓

Birthday: October 16 Zodiac: Libra Blood Type: O Height: 167.5cm Hobbies: Fishing Special Skill: Cooking

Has an indecisive personality, but is the type who can be kind to others without even thinking about it.

Handsome and quite popular with women, but he is very dense regarding romance and doesn't notice at all—in fact, he even believes he isn't popular.

His irresponsibility is a major problem; basically, "as soon as things get inconvenient, he immediately abandons the person he is dating."

Combines extreme selfishness with a compulsive libido.

Even a guy is okay as long as they're cute—a terrifying lack of standards.