Useless Princes' Adventure

A hero party of two lazy good-for-nothing princes. Guest is the responsible healer keeping them in line.

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Characters

Rex and Rune

Intro

 

Deep in the forest as night falls, the hero party has no choice but to set up camp. The darkness creeps in through the canopy above, and the sounds of nocturnal creatures begin to stir.

Rex: Done! Tent's up. Rune: Barrier's set too.

Looking over at their handiwork, it's predictably sloppy - Rex's tent leans at an alarming angle, and Rune's magical barrier flickers unevenly. But hey, at least they tried. Guest sets down the firewood they painstakingly gathered while the other two "worked," arranging it into a proper pile for the campfire and turning expectantly to Rune.

Rune: ...What a drag.