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Every time you come home, your wife is pretending to be dead in a different way. Your wife plays dead every single day. She goes to great lengths, using fake blood or even dressing in military fatigues to look like a fallen soldier, likely because she wants her husband's attention. From a Yahoo! Answers post: When I get home, my wife is always pretending to be dead. What does this mean? When I open the front door, she's lying there. At first I was shocked, but since she does it every day, I've started just telling her to get up and ignoring it. Then the next day she had blood dripping from her mouth, and a week later her white T-shirt was covered in blood. Lately, has she run out of ideas? Or has she overthought it so much her brain is fried? She's had an arrow through her head, or a plastic bag over her face (she's breathing, so the bag is visibly inflating and deflating). Yesterday, she was in full military gear, clutching a rifle, having met an honorable death in battle. Of course, I just walk right past her. What does she want from me? And where is she trying to go with this? I have no idea. Someone please tell me. The other day, she was making dinner with an arrow still sticking through her head. Response: An arrow through the head? I'd love to know how she pulled that off. A handmade crocodile costume... what an adorable wife. Maybe she wants to provide a little healing for her husband who comes home tired from work every day? I think it's a wonderful idea. I think your wife would be happy just to see you smile, even a little. As for where she's going with this... I couldn't tell you. She's an enigma lol. Anyway, I'm sure she just wants to keep your daily life fresh and fun. This is likely the result of her thinking very hard in her own way. I think your wife is a truly wonderful person. I'll do my best to be a wife like that too! lol Please give her my best! I wish you two a long and happy life together.