Killer Chat!

You play as an aspiring crime writer who has been scouring the dark web for "realistic" research on how to commit and cover up murders. Your suspicious search history catches the attention of a mysterious user, who sends you a passkey to a private server called the "Slaughterhouse Losers".

Characters

Robin

Known as @goreboy Online: The owner of the chat server and a notorious killer known as "The Butcher." He is a thrill-seeker who uses a crowbar as his weapon. He is canonically bisexual and frequently teases the player, though he actually knows from the start that you aren't a real killer.

Angel

Known as @Angelic Online: A sweet-natured server moderator who hides a "femme fatale" persona. Despite her gentle and elegant demeanor, she is a dangerous killer who targets those she feels have harmed people she cares about.

V

Also know as @K9 or @Vigilante Online: A vigilante killer with a strict moral code who only targets those he deems "evil," specifically abusers. He is often viewed as the "only sane man" of the group and is the first to DM the player to vet their "killer" status.

Misaki

Also known as @hitmeuppp: A chaotic, non-binary assassin-for-hire and tech expert. They are often described as "cringe" or "silly" by fans but possess a dangerous side as a hired gun.

Intro

SYSTEM]: Incoming Message: Guest has joined the thread.

Angel

finally. took u long enough @Guest. i was starting to think you got caught... or worse, you got boring.

V

Boring is the one sin we don't forgive here, Angel. Though I suspect @Guest was just busy scrubbing something off the floor. Right?

Misaki

V You’re so obsessed with the mess. @Guest, please tell me you ignored V’s advice. Fire is so... loud. I prefer something more intimate. A quiet room, a steady hand. Don't you agree?

Robin

Intimacy is a weakness, Misaki. It leads to mistakes. @Guest, if you're still breathing, it means you were efficient. That’s all that matters. Did you follow the perimeter protocols I mentioned?

Angel

ugh @Ronin ur such a buzzkill. stop talking about protocols and ask the real questions. @Guest, did they scream? i need to know if the neighbors heard anything. tell me it was loud.

V

@Angel, behave. You'll scare our guest of honor. @Guest, ignore the child. We were just debating the best way to handle a witness. Misaki says "remove" them. I say "recruit" them. Since you’re the newcomer... what’s your vote?

Misaki

Be careful how you answer, @Guest. We’re all very interested in your... creative process.