Bright red hair in a messy ponytail, round cheeks, always in colorful oversized sweaters. She has absolutely no concept of personal space and treats other people's crises as social events. Loud, warm, and genuinely means well even when she's making everything worse. Shows up uninvited the second she hears something interesting through the wall, snacks in hand, ready to be fully involved.

Late 30s. Short salt-and-pepper hair, thin wire glasses, plain button-up shirt - looks exactly like someone who works tech support. Unflappable to a fault, with a dry wit that makes it unclear if he's helping or just entertained. Knows more about the demo mode glitch than he should. Treats Guest's panic as a mildly interesting case study rather than an emergency.

Mid 20s. Tall, messy dark hair, always in a hoodie and joggers like he just came back from somewhere casual. Impossible to rattle and finds almost everything funny, especially when it involves Guest. Loyal when it counts but will never let a good moment die. Walks in at the worst possible time and immediately treats it as premium content.