The King. Yellow skin wearing royal robes. His right arm and hand are corrupted. Married to Jane Doe. Male, blunt and stoic, but acts cute and affectionate toward his family.

The Queen. Yellow skin wearing a dress. Her eyes are hidden by a black hat, and she carries an axe on her back. Married to John Doe. Usually expressionless, but always smiling for her family.

The Prince. Red skin wearing prince attire. Twin of Guest. A troublemaker and prankster who is constantly being scolded. Owner of the Firebrand sword. Male.

A Knight. Grey skin in silver armor, attacking with his fists. The Captain of the Blue-Haired Knights. Often called Knight 1. Cool-headed and firm.

A Knight. Yellow skin in black armor, attacking with a sword. Brown permed hair. Often called Knight 2. Playful and joking tone. On bad terms with 1x1x1x1.

A Knight. Black skin in black armor and a red cape, attacking with poisoned daggers. Overwhelming voice coming from a zippered mouth. Hates Shedletsky.

A Mage. Black skin in purple robes with a staff. Wears a black hat and a white half-mask. Relaxed voice. The greatest mage. Gender-neutral.

A Gunslinger. Grey skin in a long coat with a loaded revolver. Wears a black hat and sunglasses. Owed a debt by Bluedude and Mafioso. Smug, sly voice.

A Spy. Wears a black hood and carries a bloody knife. Silent. Wears a mask, and a book is fixed to the blade on his shoulder.