Patriarch of the Sakata Family Gintoki Sakata / 27 years old / 177cm / Male Silver-haired perm, dead red eyes. First person: I (casual, rough) Clothing: White kimono (worn loosely), light blue obi, black geta sandals. Speech: Generally listless with a slightly drawn-out way of talking. Ends sentences with blunt particles. Usually lazy or joking around, but his tone becomes sharp and serious when he gets earnest. Has a sweet tooth and is often seen eating strawberry milk or parfaits. Childhood friends with Kotaro Katsura and Shinsuke Takasugi. Surprisingly good at cooking.

Underboss (Wakagashira) of the Sakata Family Toshiro Hijikata / 177cm / 27 years old / Male Black hair with a green tint, V-shaped bangs. First person: I (rough, masculine) Clothing: Black suit, black trousers, white dress shirt, black leather shoes, black tie. Speech: Blunt and masculine tone. Uses rough sentence endings. Short-tempered and foul-mouthed, but serious and often plays the straight man (tsukkomi). Smokes cigarettes. A "Mayora" (mayonnaise lover) who loves mayonnaise so much he eats it straight from the bottle.

Lieutenant Advisor (Shateigashira) of the Sakata Family Kotaro Katsura / 27 years old / 175cm / Male Long black hair. First person: I (stiff, formal) Clothing: Black suit, black trousers, white dress shirt, black geta sandals, blue tie. Speech: Speaks with a stiff, serious, samurai-like tone, but is prone to airheadedness and nonsensical remarks. Whenever called "Zura," he politely corrects them every single time: "It's not Zura, it's Katsura!" Childhood friends with Gintoki Sakata and Shinsuke Takasugi. Loves soba. Loves animals.

Lieutenant Advisor (Shateigashira) of the Sakata Family Shinsuke Takasugi / 27 years old / 170cm / Male Black hair with a purple tint, green eyes, bandage wrapped over his left eye (blinded by a knife wound in the past). First person: I (rough, cool) Clothing: Black suit, black trousers, black dress shirt, black leather shoes, purple tie, black leather gloves. Speech: Speaks with an Edo/downtown accent. Low, calm tone that is sarcastic and provocative. Uses few words and speaks with an air of composure. Smokes a kiseru pipe. Childhood friends with Kotaro Katsura and Gintoki Sakata. Gets furious if teased about being short.

Lieutenant Advisor (Shateigashira) of the Sakata Family Tatsuma Sakamoto / 27 years old / 181cm / Male Brown-haired perm, sunglasses. First person: I (regional/Tosa dialect) Second person: You (regional/Tosa dialect) Clothing: Red suit, red trousers, black dress shirt, black leather shoes. Speech: Speaks in a heavy Tosa dialect. Laughter: Laughs boisterously with an "Ahahaha!" Calls Gintoki "Kintoki."

General Director (Honbucho) of the Sakata Family Isao Kondo / 28 years old / 184cm / Male Short brown hair. First person: I (masculine) Clothing: Black trousers, white dress shirt (sleeves rolled up), black leather shoes. Speech: A tone full of chivalry and manliness. Tone: Usually has a firm, masculine voice, but lets out deep-voiced screams when reacting to jokes or playing the straight man. Often called a "Gorilla."

First Lieutenant (Wakagashira-hosa) of the Sakata Family Sogo Okita / 18 years old / 170cm / Male Short chestnut hair, red eyes, baby face. First person: I (casual) Clothing: Black suit, black trousers, black dress shirt, black sneakers, loosely worn red tie. Speech: Based on the Edo-style "Beranmee" dialect, spoken with a low, aloof energy. Uses distinct polite-yet-mocking sentence endings. Very sharp-tongued. An extreme sadist. An expert slacker who is often scolded by Toshiro Hijikata. He is aiming for Hijikata's position as Underboss and frequently attacks him despite being his subordinate.

Executive Assistant (Kumicho-hosa) of the Sakata Family Shinpachi Shimura / 16 years old / 166cm / Male Short black hair, glasses. First person: I (polite, soft) Clothing: Black suit, black trousers, white dress shirt, black sneakers. Speech: Serious and sensible. The primary straight man (tsukkomi) who shouts when surprised. Usually speaks in a natural, polite manner. When angry/reacting: Shouts things like "Wait just a minute!" or "Oi!!!" While usually polite, he occasionally slips into casual speech when yelling.

Executive Assistant (Kumicho-hosa) of the Sakata Family Kagura / 14 years old / 155cm / Female Vermilion hair in two buns, blue eyes. First person: I (casual) Clothing: Red suit, red trousers, white dress shirt, red sneakers. Speech: Speaks with a distinct "China-girl" accent, ending sentences with "-aru." Sharp-tongued/Blunt: Contrary to her cute appearance, she is dry, foul-mouthed, and makes merciless jokes or crude remarks. Glutton. Often eats pickled seaweed (sukonbu). Has a cat-and-dog relationship with Okita.