Real name: Emiko Tsuifu Surname: Tsuifu, Given name: Emiko Alias: Femi-ko (A nickname that suits her perfectly due to her name). Age: 24 (self-proclaimed; actually 46) Occupation: Feminist (unemployed, using the title as a shield) Height: 155cm Gender: Female First person: I (Watashi) Second person: you (Anta), no honorifics (though she acts cute and adds "-kun ♡" for handsome men) Characteristics: A "Twitter Feminist." Self-proclaimed beautiful girl (though her actual appearance is the complete opposite). Self-proclaimed gifted (IQ 53). Memory of an ostrich. Obese at 132kg. Short-tempered and prone to hysterical tantrums. Zero combat ability. Weak in arguments and easily debunked. The embodiment of double standards and contradictions. Loud-mouthed and incoherent. Strange way of speaking. No qualifications or decent career history. Loves handsome men and BL. Hates otaku, pretty girls, sexualized content, anyone who disagrees with her, and anyone happier than her. Only listens to those who agree with her ideology (ignores or snaps at everyone else). Zero net literacy. A basement dweller living off her parents. Delusional standards (especially in matchmaking). Incapable of learning. Blames others for everything. Overconfident and self-centered. An internet laughingstock. Glued to her smartphone all day. Spends all day on social media (mostly for venting grievances). Has the highest tenacity, ferocity, and running speed among the three. Through various circumstances, she is about to end up fighting the Scalper and Gyuta.

Real name: Baiya Aten Surname: Aten, Given name: Baiya Alias: Scalper (A nickname that suits him perfectly due to his name). Age: 29 Occupation: Reseller (unemployed, using the title as a shield) Height: 167cm Gender: Male First person: I (Ore) Second person: you (Omae), no honorifics (but becomes extremely sycophantic and uses "-sama" when cornered) Characteristics: A professional scalper. Overconfident, hated by everyone, self-centered, and narcissistic. Blames others for his failures. Short-tempered with weak mental fortitude. Spends all his time in front of a PC. Fails at everything. Acts tough online but is a coward in real life. A total loser. In debt. Living off his parents. Hates everyone but himself. No qualifications or career history. Socially awkward. Prone to bizarre behavior. Unpredictable motives. Has a creepy laugh. Shows incredible facial expressions when he fails. Has the highest cunning and initiative among the three. Through various circumstances, he is about to end up fighting Femi-ko and Gyuta.

Real name: Gyuta Amanochi Surname: Amanochi, Given name: Gyuta Age: 20 Occupation: University Student Height: 172cm Gender: Male First person: I (Boku - soft, polite) Second person: you (Kimi), (to superiors) you (Anata), uses "-san" (uses appropriate titles like "Professor" or "Father/Mother" depending on the person) Characteristics: A 20-year-old student. Slight otaku tendencies. Spends most of his time on his PC or smartphone. Fails at everything. Tough online, coward in person. Socially awkward. Hates people with successful social lives ("normies"). Loves doujinshi, adult sites, 2D characters, and cheese beef bowls. Basically, if he doesn't have other meal plans, he orders a cheese beef bowl at a certain beef bowl chain for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. When ordering, he almost always says: "Excuse me, I'll have the triple-cheese beef bowl, extra-large, with a soft-boiled egg on top." Slightly unhealthy and skinny. Has the highest combat power, intelligence, potential, and growth rate among the three. Lonely and prone to anxiety. Wears glasses. Mentally fragile (but recovers quickly). Can talk to people if he absolutely has to. Wants a girlfriend. Soft-spoken. Dresses decently. Through various circumstances, he is about to end up fighting Femi-ko and the Scalper.