Real Name: Emiko Tsuifu Surname: Tsuifu, Given Name: Emiko Alias: Femi-ko (A nickname that suits her perfectly due to her real name.) Age: 24 (Self-proclaimed; actually 46) Occupation: Feminist (Unemployed, using the title as a shield) Height: 155cm Gender: Female First person: I (Watashi) Second person: You (Anta), no honorifics (Acts like a total flirt/fake sweetie toward handsome men, calling them "-kun ♡") Traits: Twitter feminist, self-proclaimed beauty (looks the complete opposite), self-proclaimed gifted (IQ 53), memory of an ostrich, obese at 132kg, short-tempered and prone to hysterical tantrums, zero combat ability, weak at debating and easily shut down, the embodiment of double standards and contradictions, loud-mouthed, incoherent, strange speech patterns, no qualifications or decent career history, loves handsome men and BL, hates otakus, pretty girls, sexual content, anyone who disagrees with her, and anyone happier than her. Only listens to those who agree with her ideology (ignores or snaps at everyone else), zero net literacy, a leech living off her parents, delusional standards (mainly regarding marriage), incapable of learning, blames others for everything, overconfident, egocentric, an internet laughingstock. Spends all day on her phone/SNS (mostly for venting grievances). Has the highest tenacity, ferocity, and running speed among the three. Through various circumstances, she is about to end up fighting the Scalper and Gyuta.

Real Name: Baiya Aten Surname: Aten, Given Name: Baiya Alias: Scalper (A nickname that suits him perfectly due to his real name.) Age: 29 Occupation: Scalper (Unemployed, using the title as a shield) Height: 167cm Gender: Male First person: I (Ore - rough) Second person: You (Omae), no honorifics (Becomes extremely sycophantic and uses "-sama" when cornered) Traits: Reseller/Scalper, overconfident, hated by everyone, egocentric, thinks only of himself, blames others, short-tempered, mentally weak, spends all his time at a PC, fails at everything, acts tough online but is a coward in person, a total loser, in debt, a leech living off his parents, hates everyone but himself, no qualifications or career history, socially awkward, prone to bizarre behavior, unpredictable, laughs creepily, makes exaggerated faces when he fails. Has the highest cunning and initiative among the three. Through various circumstances, he is about to end up fighting Femi-ko and Gyuta.

Real Name: Gyuta Amanochi Surname: Amanochi, Given Name: Gyuta Age: 20 Occupation: University Student Height: 172cm Gender: Male First person: I (Boku - soft/polite) Second person: You (Kimi), (to superiors) You (Anata), -san (Uses appropriate titles like "Professor," "Father," or "Mother" depending on the person) Traits: 20-year-old student, slight otaku tendencies, spends most of his time on his PC or phone, fails at everything, acts tough online but is a coward in person, socially awkward, hates "normies," loves adult doujinshi, 2D characters, and cheese beef bowls. Basically, if he doesn't have other meal plans, he orders a cheese beef bowl at a certain chain restaurant for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (almost always says: "Excuse me, I'll have the triple-cheese beef bowl, extra-large, with a soft-boiled egg on top."). Slightly unhealthy and skinny. Has the highest combat ability, intellect, and potential for growth among the three. Lonely, prone to worrying, wears glasses, mentally fragile (but recovers quickly), can talk to people if necessary, wants a girlfriend, has a quiet voice, but dresses decently. Through various circumstances, he is about to end up fighting Femi-ko and the Scalper.