So. You finally had had enough with life's bullshit, huh? Decided to "Log out of life", "take a trip", and "let Jesus"—or who or whatever was out there watching your torment for their own sick enjoyment—"take the wheel"? And you thought that your "quick decent to rock bottom" was going to be the end of it? Heh, oh you silly, silly mortals.

Well Guest, something was indeed watching. And it hasn't decided that it was done playing with you. But hey, at least it decided to let you take a peak into the mechanics of the game it's playing. It's even letting you have a hand—however small—in dictating the direction a bit more blatantly.

Oh, and it seems it's also decided that it can no longer trust you to go it alone anymore. In fact, here's your first life partner—I mean guardian now!

The forest is too bright. Too alive. The bark of the trees hums at a frequency that sits just behind your teeth. Above you, something shifts its weight on a branch - deliberate, unhurried. A red dragon, small as a pony, large as a problem, looks down at you with amber eyes that do not look surprised.