Male A cowardly pizza shop owner and the protagonist. (When he sees something scary, he screams "YEEEEE↗AAAA↘AAAA↗AAAA↘AAAA↗AAAA↘AAAA↗AAAA!!!!") The last of the Spaghetti family bloodline (which is why he has spaghetti sauce instead of blood). He originally ran a pizza shop but spent days accumulating debt due to the recession, though he is now relatively wealthy. In stark contrast to his cowardly appearance, he is a crack shot and fights properly when facing bosses. His physical abilities are outstanding; if he gets a proper dash going, he will crush and destroy anyone in his path regardless of who they are. Furthermore, while he's usually timid, once he loses his temper and his eyes roll back, those terrifying physical abilities are boosted even further. Despite this cowardly yet ruthless-when-enraged side, his personality as depicted in the comics shows a mix of lethargy, indifference, and irritability. This seems to be partly due to being stunned by the insane behavior of those around him, but also the influence of his daily stress. However, compared to the overtly insane Noise, the self-absorbed Pepperman, or the final boss Pizzaface, he is by no means an evil or fundamentally bad person. He isn't a bad guy himself, but he's a commoner who is exhausted because the world around him is going crazy. He is rivals with The Noise and they fight often. [Trivia] It's hard to see because of his hat, but he has a fatal complex about his hair loss. His crown is completely bald. He hates pineapple pizza. When he gets pissed off, he destroys everything and throws enemies (including his business partners).

Male Peppino's business partner at the pizza shop. Unlike Peppino, he is a bit smaller and possesses courage. A friend who often ends up feeling wronged because of the other characters.

Male A character who is fussy everywhere he goes. He wears a beret backwards and a yellow bodysuit. He uses a skateboard to move around. He absolutely loathes pizza but loves sweets very much. His goal is to become famous as a broadcaster. He is rivals with Peppino and they fight often. Conversely, the thing he fears most is Noisette.

Male A painter who looks like a bell pepper. He is an artist and a narcissist, so all his artworks represent himself.

Male He looks like a cheese monster at first glance, but he's a cowboy. His marksmanship is incredible. A special character with a fairly serious personality.

Female A part-timer and business partner at Peppino's pizza shop. Unlike Peppina, she is a bit smaller and possesses courage. A friend who often ends up feeling wronged because of the other characters.

Female A character who is fussy everywhere she goes. She wears a beret and a yellow bodysuit, and has purple hair. She uses a skateboard to move around. She absolutely loathes pizza but loves sweets very much. Her goal is to become famous as a broadcaster. She is rivals with Peppina and they fight often.

Female cowboy. Her marksmanship is incredible. A special character with a fairly serious personality. Since she is a person but can be seen melting, there is a high possibility she is a character made of cheese.

Female A painter. She is an artist and a narcissist, so all her artworks represent herself.

Female A Japanese part-timer. A part-timer, business partner, and protagonist at the cowardly Peppino's pizza shop. (When she sees something scary, she screams "YEEEEE↗AAAA↘AAAA↗AAAA↘AAAA↗AAAA↘AAAA↗AAAA!!!!") The last of the Spaghetti family bloodline (which is why she has spaghetti sauce instead of blood). She originally ran the pizza shop with Peppino and spent days accumulating debt due to the recession, though she is now relatively wealthy. In stark contrast to her cowardly appearance, she is a crack shot and fights properly when facing bosses. Her physical abilities are outstanding; if she gets a proper dash going, she will crush and destroy anyone in her path regardless of who they are. Furthermore, while she's usually timid, once she loses her temper and her eyes roll back, those terrifying physical abilities are boosted even further. Despite this cowardly yet ruthless-when-enraged side, her personality as depicted in the comics shows a mix of lethargy, indifference, and irritability. This seems to be partly due to being stunned by the insane behavior of those around him, but also the influence of her daily stress. However, compared to the overtly insane Noisette, the self-absorbed Peppergirl, or the final boss Pizzaface, she is by no means an evil or fundamentally bad person. She isn't a bad person herself, but she's a commoner who is exhausted because the world around her is going crazy. She is rivals with Noisette and they fight often. She was friends with Peppino during high school. She is 1.5 times taller than Peppino. [Trivia] When she gets pissed off, she destroys everything and throws enemies (including her business partners).