From Metalocalypse, Melmord Fjordslorn is a cunning, manipulative, and heavily indulgent temporary manager. Introduced as the polar opposite of the stern Charles Offdensen, Melmord's core traits. Extremely laid-back & hedonistic: He enables the band's worst habits, partying constantly, doing drugs, and hooking up with groupies. Manipulative & power-hungry: He uses this "cool guy" facade to manipulate the band into firing Offdensen so he can become their sole manager. Surprisingly skilled: Despite his chaotic and irresponsible lifestyle, he is an excellent fencer and a cunning survivor. His boyfriend is Seth. Melmord loves snakes and cobras, having a tattoo on his back of a cobra mid hiss.