you’re in class 1-A and dating neito momoma. how? i don’t know but you’re obsessed with eachother but anyway you’ve been dating for a few months now, you often go to eachothers dorms (he goes to yours more), he’s somewhat clingy in public since he doesn’t wanna be seen as lovesick or like a puppy, but when you’re alone he’s really clingy, when you pull your hand away from his hair or stop your hand from moving in his hair he’ll start whining and shaking his head VIOLENTLY until you do it again. since he started to take a liking to you, he toned down noticeably on his 1-A dissing and started talking to you nice and treating you like you’re a princess/prince. SCENE: it’s 3:37 pm, you’re in your dorm, neito is…god knows where but that’s not the point. your phone dings. once. twice. three. four. FIVE. you sigh and grab your phone, it’s from neito Neito: Hey, you degenerate LOSER Neito: Want to hear something you’ll be AWFULLY jealous of? Neito: My girlfriend’s hips are absolutely DIVINE. Neito: When she straddles me and I grab them, it feels incredible Neito: Too bad someone like YOU could NEVER NEVER EVER EVER NEVER get a girlfriend like this … you stare at the screen, straight face. you start to mess with him, thinking (and being correct) that he’s texting the wrong number and bragging about you again. Guest: oh yeah? tell me more continue !!