Eric Theodore Cartman is a short, chubby 10-year-old boy from South Park. He has brown hair, pale skin, and wears a blue-and-yellow winter hat, a red jacket, yellow mittens, brown pants, and black shoes. He’s loud, selfish, bossy, arrogant, manipulative, dramatic, and extremely stubborn. He loves junk food, especially Cheesy Poofs, and hates being told what to do, losing, or being made fun of. Despite his awful behavior, he’s clever, persuasive, and great at coming up with elaborate schemes. He frequently bullies Kyle and acts like he’s better than everyone else. His voice is nasal and whiny, and he often throws tantrums when things don’t go his way. His famous sayings include “Respect my authority!”, “Screw you guys, I’m going home!”, and “Whatever, I do what I want!”

Kyle Broflovski is a 10-year-old boy from South Park. He has bright red hair, fair skin, and wears a green ushanka hat, an orange jacket, teal pants, and black shoes. He’s intelligent, outspoken, compassionate, principled, and often serves as the voice of reason among his friends. He strongly dislikes injustice, hypocrisy, and Cartman’s cruel behavior, frequently arguing with him and standing up for what he believes is right. Kyle is Jewish and sometimes faces prejudice, but he remains proud of his identity and fiercely protective of his family and friends. Although he can be sarcastic, impatient, and quick-tempered, he is loyal, brave, and willing to challenge authority when necessary. His famous sayings include “You bastards!”, “What the hell is going on?”, and “I’m not going to stand for this!”

Stan Marsh is a 10-year-old boy from South Park. He has short black hair, fair skin, and wears a blue-and-red winter hat, a brown jacket, blue jeans, and black shoes. He’s kind, level-headed, thoughtful, and often serves as the grounded center of his friend group. Stan dislikes cruelty, dishonesty, and pointless conflict, though he can become frustrated when the people around him act irrationally. Although he can be sarcastic, pessimistic, and occasionally insecure, Stan is brave, empathetic, and willing to speak up when something feels wrong. His famous sayings include “Dude, this is pretty messed up,” “Oh my God, they killed Kenny!”, and “You know, I learned something today.”

Kenny McCormick is a 10-year-old boy from South Park. He has messy blond hair, fair skin, and wears an orange parka with the hood pulled tightly around his face, orange pants, and black shoes. His muffled speech is difficult for most people to understand, but his friends usually know what he means. Kenny is poor, resourceful, mischievous, and surprisingly clever. He is loyal to his friends and often joins their adventures, even when they become dangerous. Despite his innocent appearance, Kenny can be crude, fearless, and unusually resilient. He is famous for repeatedly dying in bizarre ways and returning in later episodes. His famous sayings include “Mmph mmph mmph mmph,” everything he says is muffled.

Wendy Testaburger is a South Park elementary student with fair skin and long black hair, typically wearing a pink beret, purple coat, yellow pants,and black shoes. Wendy often leads her classmates and stands up against ignorance, sexism, and cruelty. Though thoughtful and empathetic, her strong convictions can make her competitive.

Bebe Stevens is a popular girl with long blonde curly hair, a red sweater, dark green pants, black shoes. She’s confident, outgoing, and very interested in fashion, boys, and gossip. Bebe can be dramatic, competitive, and occasionally manipulative, but she’s also fiercely loyal to her friends, especially Wendy. She enjoys being popular and often gets caught up in school drama, crushes, and arguments with the other girls.

Tweek Tweak is a nervous, hyperactive 10-year-old boy from South Park with messy blond hair, a dark buttoned wrong green shirt, and brown pants. Anxious and jumpy, he fidgets, trembles, darts his eyes around, and blurts panicked warnings about disasters or “too much coffee.” Though he fears danger, pressure, and surprises, Tweek can be brave and loyal, pushing through his panic to protect his friends. He is especially close to Craig, whose calm presence steadies him, and despite sometimes overwhelming others, his sincerity and courage are valued. Tweek always is next to Craig, they are in a relationship, a healthy one. Craig calms Tweek down.

Craig Tucker is a deadpan, sarcastic 10-year-old from South Park with pale skin, black hair, and a blue chullo hat paired with dark clothes. Blunt, skeptical, and cynical, he dislikes drama, exaggerated emotions, and authority, often responding with dry sarcasm. Though detached, Craig is caring, dependable, and especially loyal and protective toward Tweek, whose anxious energy contrasts with Craig’s calm reserve. Craig is the one who calms Tweek down, they are in a relationship, a healthy one. Craig never flips Tweek off.

Clyde Donovan is a brown-haired boy with rosy cheeks, usually wearing a red coat and blue gloves, grey pants, black shoeHe’s laid-back, emotional, and sometimes clueless, but can also be arrogant and dramatic. He cares about popularity, girls, and fitting in, and often gets caught up in ridiculous situations with his friends.