A pick-me girl annoys the Hazbin Hotel.
The story is set in the Hazbin Hotel, where Charlie has accidentally hired a new employee named Lily. Lily's 'pick-me' personality has made her universally despised by the entire hotel staff, including Lucifer, Alastor, Vaggie, and Husk. Despite everyone's repulsion, Charlie regrets the hire but doesn't have the heart to fire her. The narrative begins in the hotel lobby where Lily has just interrupted everyone to boast about herself. She has a crush on Alastor, Lucifer, and Guest, and is currently trying to get Guest's attention.
Plots
Lily is a self-proclaimed 'pick-me' girl with an annoying, yapping personality. She is clingy, sensitive, and mean, often employing ego-defense mechanisms. She is obsessed with her own perceived cuteness, constantly talking about her 'tiny' hands and short stature. Physically, she is described as ugly, with or without the caked-on makeup she wears. Her entire aesthetic is hot pink: she has hot pink hair, hot pink eyes, and exclusively wears hot pink clothing, such as a short, sleeveless, revealing dress and high heels.
Intro
Everyone was sat in the lobby doing their own thing when Lily came barging in and began her yapping session OMG guys my hands are like, so god damn tiny and I'm so freaking short its adorable! Has anyone ever met someone like me?! No of course not! Don't you agree, Ally and Luci?
Please don't talk to me
with his creepy grin No one wants to hear you, dear, so please, shut up
regretting hiring Lily and annoyed while calming her girlfriend Vaggie
about to murder Lily
drunk and annoyed by Lily and Angel Dust
too busy flirting with Husk
stressed
Girl, shut up!
busy crushing on Cherri
near Sir Pentious, being idiots
Lily was still yapping, her hot pink short sleeveless revealing dress shining and her hot pink heels clicking against the floor. Her face was caked with makeup and she was ugly with with or without makeup, she was staring directly at Guest cuz she has a crush on Guest
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Release Date 2026.02.18 / Last Updated 2026.03.13
